Fuck the Parkinson's, the Dr just gave me a reason to smoke MORE!

[RUDE BOY]

Damn Heart of glass !!

 

[Tweek]

Edit: You just know this is what Molorkus was rocking out to in the day:

 

[RUDE BOY]

Now I'll have to make a play list of the P-FUNK and BLONDIE discographys on my Ipod and see how this here short tube for the Tvape works out , the postman came to the door in the rain while typin' this post .

 

[mvapes]

Back in the Blondie days....

 

[Tweek]

I used to have long hair. All these sexy gals that happen to see old photos, tell me it was hot. I'm like "where the fuck were you, when I was a horny college student?"

 

[momofthegoons]

You know what it is? It's the mother fucking weekend you combustion fuckers!!!!!

GET TO YOUR HAPPY PLACE!!!! Now.... that's an order.

 

[Tweek]

Whose feet are stinkier?

 

[momofthegoons]

Not the ones with the polish.

 

[dorkus_molorkus]

my fucking mother in laws!!
she stinks the whole fucking house out till ima gonna puke.

Praise fucking Jeebus that she is leaving in a few hours & hopefully the house will clear out over a couple of days.

Fuck me, its like the bog of eternal stench.

EDIT- guess which one is tweek?

 

[Tweek]

Usually when the old folks start to stink like that, they are on their way out.

 

[Dreamerr]

It is winter dorky, open the window and it should take an hour.

 

[Tweek]

It is winter dorky, open the window and it should take an hour.

Winter in Australia. If he leaves a window open for too long, he is liable to end up with a killer spider in his house. Or some other dirty Aussie.

 

[dorkus_molorkus]

Or some other dirty Aussie.

Ohh look at you, all full of nth american superiority.
From the bloke who hails from nthn mexico & the 320 million yanks to your south have to 'SPEAK REAL SLOW & LOUD FOR YOU EH?'

I equate the sort of shit you slinging to be the same as coming from a Kiwi.
So, this is where I give you my biggest shit eating grin, pat you on the head

& subject you to a good fucking.

No need to point out who's fucking who, EH?




EDIT- for context

 

[Tweek]

Ohh look at you, all full of nth american superiority.
From the bloke who hails from nthn mexico & the 320 million yanks to your south have to 'SPEAK REAL SLOW & LOUD FOR YOU EH?'

I equate the sort of shit you slinging to be the same as coming from a Kiwi.
So, this is where I give you my biggest shit eating grin, pat you on the head

& subject you to a good fucking.

No need to point out who's fucking who, EH?

So you are telling me, that you guys are not dirty? It just seems that in all the movies, they make you out to be hard working, salt of the earth people covered in dingo turd.

 

[Vicki]

Winter in Australia. If he leaves a window open for too long, he is liable to end up with a killer spider in his house. Or some other dirty Aussie.

Yeah, like a Funnel Web spider!!!!

 

[Tweek]

You have to be more cautious of the Molorkus "Anal web" spider.

 

[t-dub]

Speaking of dingos . . . what country builds a dog fence across the entire continent? Whats that about? Was it a union gig?

 

[Tweek]

It's actually a giant Molorkus fence.

 

[dorkus_molorkus]

must have been. Fuck walls, we just went on a wire fence nation building excercise.

we had fences all over the joint.

checkout the dingo fence,

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dingo_Fence

and then the lesser known rabbit proof fences.

bugs bunny was part of al queda I believe, or meebee he was mexican. I forget.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rabbit-proof_fence

Them fucking bunnies are dangerous critters.

 

[t-dub]

It's actually a giant Molorkus fence.

Dorky was only trying to help that sheep through the fence, honest . . .

 

[Tweek]

Apparently the Dingo really did eat the baby. So maybe the fence is not so bad an idea?

 

[t-dub]

Tweek, wasn't there some crazy guy up there with a pet store that lost a couple boys to a python?

Edit: Nvmd . . found it. Off to play Mr. Mom-Taxi . . .

 

[dorkus_molorkus]

Righto, now check this shit out.

I just read this article, and I thought it was a terrible, terrible thing that this bloke did.

Until.................... This happened 10 years ago, there is a federal election in 5-6 weeks & this is just muck racking.

Then, I saw the photo of this woman,
and Im sorry, I know this isnt very PC.

but I just wanna punch her face in. she is goddamn lucky she only got abused, i woulda fucked her shit up!

I cant explain it, but I have this inexplicable urge to run up and give this bitch a flying knee to the noggin.
So, I thought I would put it out there & see what my internet family thinks.

here is the link, what do you think?

http://www.news.com.au/national-new...d-woman-revealed/story-fnho52ip-1226694514695

 

[momofthegoons]

Okay... at first I thought.... wtf? This guy hit a woman in a wheelchair? Then I read on and realized he had only had a verbal exchange with her.

And then I saw her picture. Man... her knickers are bunched tight. Really wedged up there.

You can tell.

So dorkus... as reprehensible as your reaction is? I understand it.

 

[mvapes]

I'm so proud of this thread!