Fuck the Parkinson's, the Dr just gave me a reason to smoke MORE!
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G'nite MoM 
Dreamerr
Always in a state of confusion and silliness♀
Tweek your image doesn't come up(one after the ewok) and my puter says it is a threat. Scary must be porn
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The ewok pic made me laugh cause this guy that comes over calls her an ewok. I just emailed him the pic.
Pipes welcome to the illness as you already must know you are ill and as richy stated the boys are rubbing off on him. The girls are here as visitors and to keep you all in line.
Nice book mom...sleep well.
.The ewok pic made me laugh cause this guy that comes over calls her an ewok. I just emailed him the pic.
Pipes welcome to the illness as you already must know you are ill and as richy stated the boys are rubbing off on him. The girls are here as visitors and to keep you all in line.
Nice book mom...sleep well.
dorkus_molorkus
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I think I saw dorkus the other day just after the procedure.
This was me making my very dignified but hasty exit.
Turns out a chopstick wasnt adequate to get that 2lb of AVB in there(I have a high tolerance)
so, this guy turns up to help.
I sent him to tweeks house instead, I told him I really needed my watch back.
Its a classic timepiece & quite a few people miss it.
dorkus_molorkus
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Woops, accidental double post.
Looks like ya gotta spank me again mom, Ill just go get the implements of punishment.
Yay!!!!
I was just showing your hubby how well the leg o lamb jaxie resleeve went. As you can see, he was very interested. You also might notice that so called called 'hot' tub, was not hot at all. Hence the 8 inches of shrinkage on ma penor.
and Mom?????
2 things
1) I love your hat
2) while I was down there, I couldnt help notice that you had nothing like a camel toe going on down there.
More like a VW beetle bonnet wearing an afro randomly thrust into some lycra.
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well, you get the idea........................
Next time you are having company around, you might wanna fire up the old weed wacker & do some vital maintenance on your patch.
Looks like ya gotta spank me again mom, Ill just go get the implements of punishment.
Yay!!!!
My husband just reminded me that I have "boyfriends" to attend to. I keep telling him you guys are my vapor daddies.And gals.
Okay... yes... I've been drinking. What? Then dorkus stopped by and crashed the party. But my husband and I knew just what to do with him!
I was just showing your hubby how well the leg o lamb jaxie resleeve went. As you can see, he was very interested. You also might notice that so called called 'hot' tub, was not hot at all. Hence the 8 inches of shrinkage on ma penor.
and Mom?????
2 things
1) I love your hat
2) while I was down there, I couldnt help notice that you had nothing like a camel toe going on down there.
More like a VW beetle bonnet wearing an afro randomly thrust into some lycra.
well, you get the idea........................
Next time you are having company around, you might wanna fire up the old weed wacker & do some vital maintenance on your patch.
satyrday
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Even the title "Fuck the Parkinson's" sounds like a raunchy old Fox sitcom ... and probably about to be cancelled too!...They all said what do we do cause it is doing no harm but gross I don't want to have to read that...
Here's my contribution to the evening raunch...
Time to swing a little melody
To make you all feel something sexually
And now we're gonna get it on in the groove
The groove that makes those smooth hips move
We are pumpin' that drivin' bad rhythm
To make those pretty little pussy lips schism
Kissum kissum kissum
In the mind is one design
To make you feel fine
Suckin' on mine with a 69
I'm inclined to funk, funk, funk, funk your brains out
Make her moan make her groan and make her shout
Push it all in and pull it all out
Pump that labia 'till it pouts
Sex Rap
Sex
Sex Rap
Sex
Open your legs to the sensual sound
Let the booty' bustin' beat pound your pretty wet mound
I can tell you're lovin' it like a horny bloodhound
Feel the bass, hump the ground
Just drop to your knees and come unbound
And now you make your mouth to get on down
Our lustful notes will boil your blood
When they slither and slide on under your hood
Makin' me shoot my power packed pud
Like a wild lady lovin' a firehose stud
Causing what is known as a juicy wet flood
Gettin' it gettin' it gettin' it good
Sex Rap
Sex
Sex Rap
Sex
In my head, there's a hellified hum
I take to rubbin' her on the bum
Just a little on the tum
With my thumb i strum her plum
Start to make her orgasm
Tastes a little bit like oozing hot cum
Well i like to make her cum
To the rhythm of the drums
Make cum, make cum, cum
momofthegoons
vapor accessory addict
Wow Tweek... another pensive start to the day.......
Dorkus..... I must say I am a bit puzzled. I had just waxed before you came..... you don't suppose you were looking at the wrong crotch?
Dorkus..... I must say I am a bit puzzled. I had just waxed before you came..... you don't suppose you were looking at the wrong crotch?
satyrday
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You should make this your signature.
Sounds like you were coached by HR. Even though this wasn't intended for me, I accept! I should apologize for double laughing heads ... that's not cool.
satyrday
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You had me at "waxed"
Mom kinda gets me hot and bothered with that sort of talk. I think it's helping me work out all the Freudian stuff. Thanks Mom!