Fleshlights
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Ricardo
Well-Known Member
Miranda:
O wonder!
How many goodly creatures are there here!
How beauteous mankind is! O brave new world
That has such people in't!
Prospero:
'Tis new to thee.
The Tempest Act 5, scene 1, 181–184
O wonder!
How many goodly creatures are there here!
How beauteous mankind is! O brave new world
That has such people in't!
Prospero:
'Tis new to thee.
The Tempest Act 5, scene 1, 181–184
dorkus_molorkus
Well-Known Member
Hey folks at FC. Have been wondering what you guys think about Fleshlights and other male masturbation sleeves. I own several and was wondering who else here does also, and what kind?
Kind of a taboo topic, but I feel comfortable discussing it here and have been curious about what sleeves/toys other members own.
I will share which ones once I know I'm not the only one
My, my aren’t you the little kink meister?
As you all know Im quite a private person and I normally keep this sort of perversion to myself.
But I hear ya buddy I absolutely love my flashlight too!
I have a collection as well.
I had to start small to build up to it. (im sure you know what I mean)
And got the ‘holier than thou beginners kit’ for $69.99 from humanslovelumens.com
As you can see it allows to slowly work up to the units with more foot candles without too much discomfort.
There is nothing like being at a party and having 1000+ lumens beaming outta yr ass whilst spinning around and round on the dance floor like a disco ball.
If she drops her earring on the carpet? I instantly drop my pants, clench my schincter and bang!
Theres 30,000 foot candles to find the errant item asap.
I also do some part time work at the dentist.
But I find the aspect of helping the community most satisfying as well.
Then there was that time I found Timmy in the well. He was so overcome with gratitude he could never look me in he eye again.
Not even when I shone the light in his face!
But its not all 'D' size batteries & foot candles.
sometimes shit goes wrong.
very, very wrong.
Always make sure you get one long enough to fit the entire rectum.
Its really really hard to chase a burglar if you dont have a comfy fit.
Once, I tripped and fell.
and this happened.
I looked like fucking ET!
I had a lot of trouble changing those batteries lemme tell ya.
This is why I moved to this as my daily driver (so to speak)
Its awesome! this thing has far too many features to mention, but lets say, my face just lit up when @Stu brought this round to show me!
I hear they even use them at gitmo on the tourists.
Is there anything they cant do to keep us safe?
I think like you, I may have developed 'FAPS' (flashlight acquisition and party syndrome)
Cause now Ima saving up for this little number. I may have to sell some of my collection to fund this beauty.
So keep and eye out in the classifieds kids.
you may pick up a bargain!
Well congrats OP. I think I may have to pass the 'who is the biggest weirdo' torch (pardon the pun) onto you.
Where anyone wants to put their wee- wee is their own business.
But the need to have a serious discussion on yr favorite sex toys is slightly a bridge too far?
I mean whats next? a thread on chronic masturbation & its associated pitfalls?
The fetish on this site is vapor.
I think you may be looking for a different kind of site for this sort of conversation?
anyhoo, dont get me wrong Im not hating, I really appreciate the material to work with TBH.
But I cant help wonder what sort of results Id get if I started asking about the lady members toys and their favourites?
Ladies??? anyone wanna talk about their well used 'rabbit'?
bwhahahahahahahahaha!
Fuck me, thank you OP.
Im back baby!!!
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momofthegoons
vapor accessory addict
That you are @dorkus_molorkus ... that you are. 
And I like my rabbit just fine, thank you very much.
And I like my rabbit just fine, thank you very much.
gaseous_clay
Well-Known Member
I never got anything like this. I'm not much on cleanup. LOL
dorkus_molorkus
Well-Known Member
something like this??? I believe it was on a wall singing just before this happened
Is there anyway the fish can do it on its own?
Some sort of coaching clinic or scholarship maybe?
Im pretty sure I would get 'stage fright' if stu had to wrangle the fish for me?
Is there anyway the fish can do it on its own?
Some sort of coaching clinic or scholarship maybe?
Im pretty sure I would get 'stage fright' if stu had to wrangle the fish for me?
gaseous_clay
Well-Known Member
I cannot unsee this. Hope his mom got to view it though. That's one you can never live down.
BabyFacedFinster
Anything worth doing, is worth overdoing.
I finally went on Youtube to see what a fleshlight actually is. So it's a jar of plastic vagina?
Time to go fishing baby
ilikechinesefood
Kitty Meowmein
Dang you guys are beating up op more than he's beating up his fake pussy.
I may comment tho that I did notice one slight difference between op and everyone else. It seems he may actually be making masturbation a little more hetero as opposed to you know tugging on your man meat. Which I'm saying can be construed as ya know.... So op ya know I feel like everyone deserves a fair defense consider mee yer johnny cochran?
lol jk of course you've already been sentenced any last words?
I may comment tho that I did notice one slight difference between op and everyone else. It seems he may actually be making masturbation a little more hetero as opposed to you know tugging on your man meat. Which I'm saying can be construed as ya know.... So op ya know I feel like everyone deserves a fair defense consider mee yer johnny cochran?
lol jk of course you've already been sentenced any last words?
His_Highness
In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king
Gives a 'hole' new meaning to Carp-ay Diem.
You do realize that's a carp, right?
bigbossgrayfox03
Well-Known Member
Thanks to all on topic replies.
@dorkus_molorkus Excellent read! Do post again.
I do forget that the crowd here is older than me, so I understand the replies.
But, in all honesty, I did feel that FC was a bit more open minded.
Cheers
@dorkus_molorkus Excellent read! Do post again.
I do forget that the crowd here is older than me, so I understand the replies.
But, in all honesty, I did feel that FC was a bit more open minded.
Cheers
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AGBeer
Lost in Thought
While I dont use any sort of external stimuli (except porn or the ole lady) the Tenga seems to have been on the forefront of the autoerotic race for MEN.
Chicks have had the market cornered since nature conceived long bulbous shaped vegetation.
And to (sorta) answer your question OP. From my perspective, masturbation seems to be a strangely ambiguous activity. We ALL do it, but its meant to (normally) be a solo activity.
Usually solo shit = stuff we dont normally talk about.
Although a multitude of medium are used (i.e. lotions, creams, lubes, numbed 'off' hands, etc) most every one of these mediums can be used for other purposes.
Shit, even the run of the mill womens toy can be 'used' as a muscle massager and is often billed as such.
This device... Not so much.
It has one purpose and one purpose only.
I think its lack of diversity is what people find so disturbing.
Chicks have had the market cornered since nature conceived long bulbous shaped vegetation.
And to (sorta) answer your question OP. From my perspective, masturbation seems to be a strangely ambiguous activity. We ALL do it, but its meant to (normally) be a solo activity.
Usually solo shit = stuff we dont normally talk about.
Although a multitude of medium are used (i.e. lotions, creams, lubes, numbed 'off' hands, etc) most every one of these mediums can be used for other purposes.
Shit, even the run of the mill womens toy can be 'used' as a muscle massager and is often billed as such.
This device... Not so much.
It has one purpose and one purpose only.
I think its lack of diversity is what people find so disturbing.
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Why do you think popeye smokes some spinach and then gets a giant arm? Not from fucking a flashlight.
What an awesome thread.
You know what is funny though, is people end up in the hospital all the time with stuff stuck up their butt, that they "fell on" like Dorkus.
What an awesome thread.
You know what is funny though, is people end up in the hospital all the time with stuff stuck up their butt, that they "fell on" like Dorkus.
Poostuff
Please delete
I think you'll get better feedback just give people some time to warm up.
A guy I used to work with used them & he was adamant they feel way better than putting your penis in vagina or butthole.
He is gay so I could only half believe him but I see what you're saying about acceptance. Perhaps on this forum you would have had better results with a different thread title. Something like
Fleshlights, fuck vagina!
wait that doesn't work what about..
Fleshlights, a healthy alternative to vagina.
Yes I think you'd get better responses here with that one.
Especially when you point out that after the initial purchase of a fleshlight your ongoing costs are drastically reduced compared to some smoking vagina. People here love stuff that saves them money.
You could also point out the on demand benefits of fleshlights & talk about how warm up time compares with vagina. Brush over which brands are better for multiple loads & which are easier to clean, I'm assuming iso washing is a no go.
I think that's the stuff that'll interest members here & just wait until they go on Massdrop, then all of a sudden everyone here will have 2 & they'll all start asking you how they work.
phooka
Well-Known Member
This thread makes me so happy to be divorced.
I'm practicing celibacy these days.
Fucking is for reproduction.
You get to feel that good if you are worthy of breeding.
Most are not worthy of breeding.
Avoid Breeding.
Avoid Fucking.
Humans are filthy.
bigbossgrayfox03
Well-Known Member
biohacker
H.R.E.A.M
This thread makes me so happy to be divorced.
I'm practicing celibacy these days.
Fucking is for reproduction.
You get to feel that good if you are worthy of breeding.
Most are not worthy of breeding.
Avoid Breeding.
Avoid Fucking.
Humans are filthy.
I'm assuming you're kidding? If not, not only do I feel very sorry for you, but also those that you say aren't worthy of breeding.
No kidding, the comparison here is to the hand! Most likely another jab at you. Shame your thread has turned into this off topic shit show.
phooka
Well-Known Member
Maybe it's just my own personal insecurities, but I look around and it doesn't seem like humans are doing a whole lot of GOOD for the PLANET, so I consider us unworthy breeders. That's not to say there aren't some rad cats out there.. but man it's polluted. And thanks but I really don't want your pity
biohacker
H.R.E.A.M
Dude, I totally agree with you. IMHO humans are treacherous, selfish, evil creatures...that lie. It's like we're not even supposed to be on this planet based on the destruction we've created.
My point was that I feel sorry for anyone who doesn't get to "feel good". But I guess everyone's experience is different. Some are happy to be celibate and would prefer vaping over fucking. For me personally, fucking trumps ANYTHING, including vaping, but the holy grail is fucking + vaping!
Anyways, since you are divorced and celibate, it sounds like this thread is for you! Don't get death grip syndrome dude!
My point was that I feel sorry for anyone who doesn't get to "feel good". But I guess everyone's experience is different. Some are happy to be celibate and would prefer vaping over fucking. For me personally, fucking trumps ANYTHING, including vaping, but the holy grail is fucking + vaping!
Anyways, since you are divorced and celibate, it sounds like this thread is for you! Don't get death grip syndrome dude!