Fleshlights

Dude, I totally agree with you. IMHO humans are treacherous, selfish, evil creatures...that lie. It's like we're not even supposed to be on this planet based on the destruction we've created.

My point was that I feel sorry for anyone who doesn't get to "feel good". But I guess everyone's experience is different. Some are happy to be celibate and would prefer vaping over fucking. For me personally, fucking trumps ANYTHING, including vaping, but the holy grail is fucking + vaping!

Anyways, since you are divorced and celibate, it sounds like this thread is for you! Don't get death grip syndrome dude!
When you really think about fucking it is pretty stupid lol
 

1DMF

Old School Cheesy Quaver
For me personally, fucking trumps ANYTHING, including vaping, but the holy grail is fucking + vaping!
if fucking trumps vaping, have you tried doing both at the same time...

mind-blowing.jpg


That's a science experiment we could all get on board with :nod:
 

AGBeer

Lost in Thought
Meh, like a Reeses peanut butter cup, they are 2 great tastes but they dont necessarily go great together.

Fucking is intimate. (Normally) Whether you are paying someone to keep their mouth shut and let you leave, or are pleasing your partner because you enjoy that connection, there IS a connection. (Physically at least)

I like to vape, I like to fuck, and on occasion I like to rub one out.
Come to think of it, there has been a time or two where I was vaping and rubbing one out.

Masturbation is a very selfish act (and its SUPPOSED to be) thats the point (hail Satan) :p

People say that God punishes baby kittens and babies by punching them in the face when you do it, but thats okay. Stroke away. Stroke away...

Speaking of which:

I heard a stupid rumor about Billy Squire's "The Stroke".
They said it was about 'getting a handjob from another man' (or something like that) but thats not the case...
Its REALLY about the record company execs and how they 'Stroke' your ego and fill you with a false reality and sense of self worth (for their gains).
 

1DMF

Old School Cheesy Quaver
People say that God punishes baby kittens and babies by punching them in the face when you do it, but thats okay. Stroke away. Stroke away...
Really, wow... bit of a weird deity to believe in if it does that kind of shit!


Come to think of it, there has been a time or two where I was vaping and rubbing one out.
So according to @biohacker, now all you need to do is munch on that buttercup and you'll be doing all three at the same time (giggity!)
 

biohacker

H.R.E.A.M
Not just a buttercup, a REESE peanut butter cup! The perfect trifecta! LMAO...... reminds of my favourite sitcom, and one of the best episodes!


And now i'm running off topic too!

These new "tools" look like they are Fleshlight (tm) killers!
 

1DMF

Old School Cheesy Quaver
The individual "Ménage à trois".... or as De La Soul would put it.

Just me, my vape and fleshlight!

Because...



... Three is the magic number ;)

Back to topic...

Does anyone worry about the rubbers used in these products?

Not a good pace to get a rash or allergic reaction!
 

His_Highness

In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king
My parents were open to discussing just about any topic and believed that if one of their children was astute enough to ask a question they should attempt to answer it at the appropriate level.

My wife, on the other hand, (no pun intended ;-) wasn't raised that way so she was quite surprised when one of my daughters asked us about masturbation and I responded with a well known quote.... 'With respect to masturbation ... There are two types of people in the world. Those who masturbate and those who lie about it'. Of course the next question was 'Do you masturbate'? My response was 'most everyone does and I'm no different than anyone else'. I also added that masturbation is natural, can be an important aspect to learning about your own body and while it's not something to be ashamed of...it should be done in private.

When my wife regained consciousness ........
 

biohacker

H.R.E.A.M
Interesting, I never thought about that..... lots of celibate people masturbate regularily. Just did a quick google:

celi·bate (sel′ə bət)

noun

an unmarried person, esp. one under a vow to remain unmarried
one who abstains from sexual intercourse

BTW, i'm not sure how you do it..... being celibate is like being on a T-break. It sucks!!! Oh well, perhaps you are a zen buddhist monk or something and can have tantric orgasms just by meditating and breathing. My next biohack! :rofl:
 

phooka

Well-Known Member
Interesting, I never thought about that..... lots of celibate people masturbate regularily. Just did a quick google:

celi·bate (sel′ə bət)

noun

an unmarried person, esp. one under a vow to remain unmarried
one who abstains from sexual intercourse

BTW, i'm not sure how you do it..... being celibate is like being on a T-break. It sucks!!! Oh well, perhaps you are a zen buddhist monk or something and can have tantric orgasms just by meditating and breathing. My next biohack! :rofl:
Ironically the one who taught me that true celibacy requires abstaining from masturbation was my Buddhist headmaster. I attended a Buddhist private school. He wasn't encouraging it or anything, simply mentioned in dharma talk one day that he was practicing celibacy at that time, and I inquired about the masturbation part. My classmates got a good chuckle..

You say "lots of celibate people masturbate regularly", well...
Lots of Christians lie, cheat, and steal regularly...
Our government who is supposed to protect us murders and enslaves us regularly..
So I can't speak for liars, but I can speak for myself.
 

biohacker

H.R.E.A.M
You say "lots of celibate people masturbate regularly", well...
Lots of Christians lie, cheat, and steal regularly...
Our government who is supposed to protect us murders and enslaves us regularly..
So I can't speak for liars, but I can speak for myself.

You completely missed my point. The point was about semantics and the definition of celibacy differs where you read it, just like the definition I posted. I'm sure there are others on this planet that disagree with your Buddhist headmaster.

Regardless, if you don't use it you lose it! And you don't wanna fucking lose IT!!!

Curious though, perhaps you consider me a neanderthal (I do) that just wants to eat, vape, and fuck like an animal, but why do you practice celibacy? To me that sounds like an unnecessary torture and unnatural thing to do?

Do you not get horny?? Like thirst or hunger, you can't ignore.... you just suppress it by thinking about ellen degeneres or something?

Our government who is supposed to protect us murders and enslaves us regularly..

That's a pretty strong statement, and not sure if this is going to go into some conspiracy theory, but you don't think that the government who is supposed to protect us, doesn't save lives and provides FREEDOM as well? As much as I complain and gripe about politics, i'm sure fucking happy where I live.
 

1DMF

Old School Cheesy Quaver
Do you not get horny?? Like thirst or hunger, you can't ignore.... you just suppress it by thinking about ellen degeneres or something?
Really, you think Ellen is a minger? Is that why Charlie never shagged his therapist :lol:

Seriously though, I couldn't do celibacy, in fact I guess some would call me shallow, I like girls that shag on the first date, and if you aint no good in bed, the relationship is doomed.

What's kept me happily married and still madly in love with my wife for 20 years and counting :love: ... GREAT SEX!!!!

The friendship, soul mate, best friend, love em to bits syndrome came with time as the relationship matured (including us), but it was built on a damn good time in the sack!

Now even on the very rare occasion I do masturbate, I'm usually thinking of her, or looking at a Polaroid picture I took of her :brow:

For me you can't be a hippy and celibate...

:leaf::peace::leaf: + no :love::luv::love: = :disgust::cuss::rant::bang:
 

phooka

Well-Known Member
You completely missed my point. The point was about semantics and the definition of celibacy differs where you read it, just like the definition I posted. I'm sure there are others on this planet that disagree with your Buddhist headmaster.

Regardless, if you don't use it you lose it! And you don't wanna fucking lose IT!!!

Curious though, perhaps you consider me a neanderthal (I do) that just wants to eat, vape, and fuck like an animal, but why do you practice celibacy? To me that sounds like an unnecessary torture and unnatural thing to do?

Do you not get horny?? Like thirst or hunger, you can't ignore.... you just suppress it by thinking about ellen degeneres or something?

That's a pretty strong statement, and not sure if this is going to go into some conspiracy theory, but you don't think that the government who is supposed to protect us, doesn't save lives and provides FREEDOM as well? As much as I complain and gripe about politics, i'm sure fucking happy where I live.

Really, you think Ellen is a minger? Is that why Charlie never shagged his therapist :lol:

Seriously though, I couldn't do celibacy, in fact I guess some would call me shallow, I like girls that shag on the first date, and if you aint no good in bed, the relationship is doomed.

What's kept me happily married and still madly in love with my wife for 20 years and counting :love: ... GREAT SEX!!!!

The friendship, soul mate, best friend, love em to bits syndrome came with time as the relationship matured (including us), but it was built on a damn good time in the sack!

Now even on the very rare occasion I do masturbate, I'm usually thinking of her, or looking at a Polaroid picture I took of her :brow:

For me you can't be a hippy and celibate...

:leaf::peace::leaf: + no :love::luv::love: = :disgust::cuss::rant::bang:

This description seems most appropriate to help you understand my perspective on it.

"In the religious movement of Brahma Kumaris, celibacy is also promoted for peace and to defeat power of lust and to prepare for life in forthcoming Heaven on earth for 2,500 years when children will be created by the power of the mind even for householders to like holy brother and sister.[27][28]
In this belief system, celibacy is given the utmost importance. It is said that, as per the direction of the Supreme God those lead a pure and celibate life will be successfully able to conquer the surging vices. The power of celibacy creates an unseen environment of divinity bringing peace, power, purity, prosperity and fortune. Those with the power of celibacy are eligible to claim a bright future of Golden Age of heaven / Paradise. Brahma Kumaris' concept of identifying the self as a soul, different from physical body, is deeply linked to the philosophy of celibacy. It is said that the craving for sex and impure thoughts are the reason for the whole trouble in the universe today. And celibacy is to lead the pure relationship in one's life."


All things are sacred.

Conscious breathing is infinitely powerful.
Sex is what kept my marriage together for 7 years.. so when the sex stop the marriage fell apart. It left me looking for something more fulfilling on another level.
Sex is not a strong enough foundation to build a family on. Make her some brownies instead. :p

EDIT: removed formatting from pasted text, thanks @RUDE BOY
 
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