FC Posts Taken Out Of Context Thread

[Stu]

You should have just rolled up some sandpaper and slightly ream the hole.

 

[duff]

Oh good thread @Stu.

I'm going to be spending a bit of time here I'd imagine.

The frog is optional.

 

[duff]

You should have just rolled up some sandpaper and slightly ream the hole

 

[Stu]

The frog is optional.

 

[duff]

don't forget to wipe .. clean your backends

 

[KeroZen]

I guess i'm a hippoclit

 

[howie105]

So I was remembering some great one liners and went looking for them, that's when I found a bunch of my own over the edge posts so I have nothing to say now.

 

[VAPEHUNTER]

One of my favorites from one of my favorite FC members @Seren. This one is from the Vapman thread.

..... I call him 'my little fella'! Contrary to what one might expect, that doesn't phase him in the slightest. He knows size isn't everything - & that he hits my spot every single time!?!

 

[Krazy]

Insertion depth is the key.

 

[VAPEHUNTER]

I always thought of the bulge as an additional benefit of ownership.

 

[duff]

Personally, I find the condom to be a better solution.

 

[Baron23]

hehehehe.... @duff , I thought if we were going to have some fun with that post, it would be this quote out of context. LOL

I need to deep throat my vape

 

[KeroZen]

So to sum up so far: "Could you please ream my hole while I deep throat the frog? Or do you prefer that I insert my hippoclit into your back-end without using a condom?"

 

[Other Side]

I never been able to get a pipe cleaner in that hole.

no need to clean that hole.

 

[FlyingLow]

Best quotes I've ever read on FC were from the Synthetix5 thread... so many gems in this one!


"...make sure your nuts can cover it. Maybe I just have huge nuts..."

"Hat is off, we are among greatness and giant batwing-like nut sacks!"

 

[duff]

transgressions against the bun

 

[GreenHopper]

...it's more bukkake than simple masturbation

 

[duff]

I'm clenching

 

[Baron23]

AJS said: ↑
I'm clenching

I hate that....leaves little brown rings on my......eh, never mind! haha

 

[unsorted]

......thank you so much dear fuckers!.....

..... trust me it's smoking mirrors.....

 

[Ohmie]

I'm just bein silly @CarolKing.
Some humor to help with melancholy of the disaster in Texas is all.

!!Odd humor!!

 

[Stu]

For me it's very backwards to demand a gaping hole.

 

[Baron23]

That's really a good find, Stu. LOL

 

[Andreaerdna]

Would need to be a pretty big party if one can't wait for a single hole to become free from use. Am I invited?

 

[Deleted Member 1643]

Shameless crosspost.

Transformer in this configuration seemed most natural mount, but more conventional mounting should be possible.