FC Posts Taken Out Of Context Thread

[MinnBobber]

Poop Machine said:

"Seems like the nut may be a tad too short."

???

 

[Stu]

I need to use both hands and my mouth to please her. You must listen to her demands, like "too slow, do it harder" or "take it out now! I said Now, damnit!"

Exhausting.

 

[SloJimFizz]

( my mother's hands are really... handy most of times !)

 

[Squiby]

Or you can simply say that maybe some just hate searching for the hole .
Specially at dark.

 

[SloJimFizz]

In another week you'll be ready for bigger trust me.

 

[Stu]

Blowing your load all over your computer will teach self control

 

[duff]

Can't believe I didn't think of good old Dick

If you like Dick

 

[Mirimi]

My hole is like the bigger hole, I can easily see all the way through my Infinity.

 

[Squiby]

the glowing cherry launched into my mouth and throat.

 

[MinnBobber]

Does ataxian remove his knob when he paints.. ????

...................................................................
If it's not removable, does he just polish his knob???

 

[unsorted]

Hope you run into a tree you scumbag!

 

[duff]

If it's not removable

It isn't

 

[SloJimFizz]

Thanks for the follow up, I like happy endings.......

OF

 

[GreenHopper]

could very well be a roasting pubic hair?

 

[GreenHopper]

You guys can eat rat poop all you want.

 

[muunch]

I have a whole floatilla of exercises and balls I use

 

[KeroZen]

The lube thread disappeared up its own arse.

 

[BaroneBarra]

Just wipe dry the tip once it's clean.

 

[KeroZen]

My shit's always at your disposal! Let me know...

 

[stickstones]

I know better...

 

[invertedisdead]

I will try and draw something out. But I keep dumping my load prematurely

 

[elykpeace]

Hehehe

 

[GreenHopper]

I like being sextremely high!

 

[AJS]

Plus It frees up my dominant hand allowing me to do other things with my right hand while vaping

(and that's not an invitation for the out-of-context thread...)

 

[duff]

I usually hot swab my tip