dorkus_molorkus
Well-Known Member
Ok then folks by popular demand.
Pls write to Dear Dorkus and tell me whats on your mind. Be it romantic, medical, political or legal advice you need, I’m your man.
Check out my qualifications:
I have repelled more women than a lifelong hobo,
I have extensive medical knowledge acquired from whatdischargeisthat.com,
harassing & heckling local politicians is somewhat of a hobby of mine,
and have watched 3 episodes Law & order, half an episode of CSI & was arrested several times over a 3month period for incidents involving a goat, a gerbil , some olive oil & the tube off the vacuum cleaner. (Im on probation till 2020)
Not to mention the lifelong body odour problem.
So as you can see I more than qualified to help out my fellow man in their times of need.
Don’t waste your time seeing a doctor, lawyer etc. Step on up & tell ol Dorkus all about it.
Stop on by & get a dose of tough love with a guaranteed no pain penicillin shot while you’re here. (disclaimer- penicillin shot may be imaginary)
I am accepting your sad pathetic tales of woe via email, of course preferably post them here, & announcing a new feature. Telepathy, that’s right straight from your noggin to mine.
Just think your questions my way & I empty my telepathic box daily. So you are assured a quick response here in the thread.
Bitch from Cosmo cant do that huh?
We are also equipped to receive your enquiries via stripper gram, but unfortunately
we do not have the facilities to process fattagrams. It just places to much stress on the equipment.
Anyhoo my fellow vapor brothers, I am here for you.
All you have to do is reach out & touch me.
Legal disclaimer-
**** I have no qualifications at all in anything. If you feel the need to publish any real problems you might have and ask my advice, I would suggest you get some friends. Because anything I say will just be silly, nonsensical drivel at your expense.****
Cash only, no Paypal
Pls write to Dear Dorkus and tell me whats on your mind. Be it romantic, medical, political or legal advice you need, I’m your man.
Check out my qualifications:
I have repelled more women than a lifelong hobo,
I have extensive medical knowledge acquired from whatdischargeisthat.com,
harassing & heckling local politicians is somewhat of a hobby of mine,
and have watched 3 episodes Law & order, half an episode of CSI & was arrested several times over a 3month period for incidents involving a goat, a gerbil , some olive oil & the tube off the vacuum cleaner. (Im on probation till 2020)
Not to mention the lifelong body odour problem.
So as you can see I more than qualified to help out my fellow man in their times of need.
Don’t waste your time seeing a doctor, lawyer etc. Step on up & tell ol Dorkus all about it.
Stop on by & get a dose of tough love with a guaranteed no pain penicillin shot while you’re here. (disclaimer- penicillin shot may be imaginary)
I am accepting your sad pathetic tales of woe via email, of course preferably post them here, & announcing a new feature. Telepathy, that’s right straight from your noggin to mine.
Just think your questions my way & I empty my telepathic box daily. So you are assured a quick response here in the thread.
Bitch from Cosmo cant do that huh?
We are also equipped to receive your enquiries via stripper gram, but unfortunately
we do not have the facilities to process fattagrams. It just places to much stress on the equipment.
Anyhoo my fellow vapor brothers, I am here for you.
All you have to do is reach out & touch me.
Legal disclaimer-
**** I have no qualifications at all in anything. If you feel the need to publish any real problems you might have and ask my advice, I would suggest you get some friends. Because anything I say will just be silly, nonsensical drivel at your expense.****
Cash only, no Paypal