1. What does SSTB mean? See our glossary of acronyms.

You May Have a Problem When...

Discussion in 'Glass' started by vtac, Jan 17, 2013.

  1. vtac

    vtac vapor junkie Staff Member

    Messages:
    5,002
    Location:
    FC R&D
    • You spend more time cleaning your glass than you do cleaning yourself.
    • Your glass collection is worth more than your bank account.
    Feel free to continue. :D
     
  2. placetime

    placetime Well-Known Member

    Messages:
    916
    You have carefully given names to all of your bubblers. And you can only remember half of the names.


    edit: missed this was about glass! :disgust:
     
    farscaper likes this.
  3. NewVape

    NewVape What a guy!

    Messages:
    393
    Location:
    So Cal
    No one is allowed in your room because they might touch your glass.
     
    Globbs likes this.
  4. lwien

    lwien Well-Known Member

    Messages:
    11,296
    Location:
    Arcadia, California
    ........you begin to wonder why you spent so much money just to see water bubbles.

    And when you then spend hours searching on youtube just to see who has more bubbles than you.
     
  5. Stu

    Stu Maconheiro Staff Member

    Messages:
    5,663
    Location:
    Southeast of Disorder
    When your wife asks if you need anything from the grocery store, the only thing that comes to mind is ISO and salt.

    :peace:
     
  6. lwien

    lwien Well-Known Member

    Messages:
    11,296
    Location:
    Arcadia, California
    ....and the salt that you so desperately crave and ask for is Kosher and your wife looks at you and replies, "Jewish Salt?" :shrug:

    And you say, "Yeah, Jewish Salt allows me to see my water bubbles more clearly", as you're wife slowly inches towards the phone to call 911.
     
    ou812?, BossBrew and Stu like this.
  7. JCat

    JCat Well-Known Member

    Messages:
    1,213
    Location:
    Ontario
    Every time my wife goes to Walmart I ask her to check for the 1L 99% ISO :)
     
  8. BossBrew

    BossBrew Metalhead

    Messages:
    148
    Location:
    Southern California
    Your house is broken into the first thing you check is your glass and vaporizer collection. You can take my LED TV but leave me my VXC and glass!

    True story and fortunately losses were minimal. :nod:
     
  9. jackmormon

    jackmormon Well-Known Member

    Messages:
    230
    Location:
    Big Love
    ......You have built an Altar in your living room for the vaporizers and glass collection.:tup:
     
    BigDaddyVapor and Stu like this.
  10. BigDaddyVapor

    BigDaddyVapor @BigDogJunction

    Messages:
    3,001
    I don't know what the Hell you all are talking about.

    :mental:
     
    farscaper and t-dub like this.
  11. JCat

    JCat Well-Known Member

    Messages:
    1,213
    Location:
    Ontario
    Crazy is as crazy does ...
     
  12. NewVape

    NewVape What a guy!

    Messages:
    393
    Location:
    So Cal
    ...you think of Inline, Showerhead, Tree and Lattice as the four major food groups.
     
    Steele Concept likes this.
  13. lwien

    lwien Well-Known Member

    Messages:
    11,296
    Location:
    Arcadia, California
    Or a shopping list for Ace Hardware....
     
  14. Steele Concept

    Steele Concept Transformer Tubes Manufacturer

    Messages:
    574
    Location:
    Connecticut
    ...you talk of glass like it were a sexy woman.
     
    t-dub likes this.
  15. Vicki

    Vicki The Bionic Woman

    Messages:
    5,764
    You buy a piece of glass because it is perfect for smoking hash. Despite the fact that you don't combust anymore.
     
  16. havealight101

    havealight101 Norski

    Messages:
    938
    You buy office furniture that perfectly houses and displays your glass collection.
    Also, when a trip to your local micro-brew store has nothing to do with alcohol.
     
  17. t-dub

    t-dub Vapor Sloth

    Messages:
    4,764
    Location:
    Oregon
    Your wife looks over at you with your new VapeXhale Devastator (after vaporluschious hit 100) and says: "Do you want to sleep with that thing?"
    Her face: :mad:
    My face: :D
    Answer: Unknown . . .
     
  18. havealight101

    havealight101 Norski

    Messages:
    938
    This is all theoretical, right? Kinda like the "you might be a red neck" bit, but were not really red necks, are we?
     
    BigDaddyVapor and t-dub like this.
  19. Xchadb

    Xchadb Meltin pipe Glass Blower

    Messages:
    974
    Location:
    CO Springs
    -when the postman\lady knows how fuckn nuts you are.
    -when your coffee table has more glass than any other items
    -when your bedside table has 'dedicated' pieces
    -when your epsom salt and iso never go back into the cupboard
    -when one or more towels are dedicated to your dabber\cleaning pieces
    -when you have more cleaning chems\ plant nutrients than household chemicals for cleaning your house
    -when you have no more containers in your house to store more ABV
    -when you dont actually own a single bic lighter, FC! bed bath and beyond torch or die!(errls)
    -when you have pieces that match tattoo's in shape and color

    i need MOAR!
     
    havealight101 and t-dub like this.
  20. BigDaddyVapor

    BigDaddyVapor @BigDogJunction

    Messages:
    3,001
    ...when you empty your wife's linen closet, to use for your glass collection
     
    t-dub and havealight101 like this.
  21. nopartofme

    nopartofme Well-Known Member

    Messages:
    967
    Location:
    The Golden Age of Wireless
    You wake up in the morning from a nightmare that PBW did start leaving film on your glass…
     
  22. Xchadb

    Xchadb Meltin pipe Glass Blower

    Messages:
    974
    Location:
    CO Springs
    nightmares about your friend fireballing in your fav vape
     
  23. MonsterWithoutBorders

    MonsterWithoutBorders Recovering Canadian

    Messages:
    148
    Location:
    Toronto->Boston->! Seattle!
    Your justification for more is that you need a backup to a backup to a backup to a backup
     
    farscaper and Ben Katz like this.
  24. momofthegoons

    momofthegoons vapor accessory addict Staff Member

    Messages:
    6,369
    You think of vaping in the morning before you think of anything else.
     
  25. farscaper

    farscaper uninvited guest

    Messages:
    1,686
    When you walk in the livingroom and say that the showerhead broke and her first thought is that you broke your favorite piece... Then she asks why I am dripping wet and wearing a towel.
     
    BigDaddyVapor, placetime and t-dub like this.

Support FC, visit our trusted friends and sponsors