You May Have a Problem When...

You have carefully given names to all of your bubblers. And you can only remember half of the names.


edit: missed this was about glass!

No one is allowed in your room because they might touch your glass.

........you begin to wonder why you spent so much money just to see water bubbles.

And when you then spend hours searching on youtube just to see who has more bubbles than you.

When your wife asks if you need anything from the grocery store, the only thing that comes to mind is ISO and salt.

....and the salt that you so desperately crave and ask for is Kosher and your wife looks at you and replies, "Jewish Salt?"

And you say, "Yeah, Jewish Salt allows me to see my water bubbles more clearly", as you're wife slowly inches towards the phone to call 911.

Every time my wife goes to Walmart I ask her to check for the 1L 99% ISO

Your house is broken into the first thing you check is your glass and vaporizer collection. You can take my LED TV but leave me my VXC and glass!

True story and fortunately losses were minimal.

......You have built an Altar in your living room for the vaporizers and glass collection.

I don't know what the Hell you all are talking about.

Crazy is as crazy does ...

...you think of Inline, Showerhead, Tree and Lattice as the four major food groups.

Or a shopping list for Ace Hardware....

...you talk of glass like it were a sexy woman.

You buy a piece of glass because it is perfect for smoking hash. Despite the fact that you don't combust anymore.

You buy office furniture that perfectly houses and displays your glass collection.
Also, when a trip to your local micro-brew store has nothing to do with alcohol.

Your wife looks over at you with your new VapeXhale Devastator (after vaporluschious hit 100) and says: "Do you want to sleep with that thing?"
Her face:
My face:
Answer: Unknown . . .

This is all theoretical, right? Kinda like the "you might be a red neck" bit, but were not really red necks, are we?

-when the postman\lady knows how fuckn nuts you are.
-when your coffee table has more glass than any other items
-when your bedside table has 'dedicated' pieces
-when your epsom salt and iso never go back into the cupboard
-when one or more towels are dedicated to your dabber\cleaning pieces
-when you have more cleaning chems\ plant nutrients than household chemicals for cleaning your house
-when you have no more containers in your house to store more ABV
-when you dont actually own a single bic lighter, FC! bed bath and beyond torch or die!(errls)
-when you have pieces that match tattoo's in shape and color

i need MOAR!

...when you empty your wife's linen closet, to use for your glass collection

You wake up in the morning from a nightmare that PBW did start leaving film on your glass…

nightmares about your friend fireballing in your fav vape

Your justification for more is that you need a backup to a backup to a backup to a backup

When you walk in the livingroom and say that the showerhead broke and her first thought is that you broke your favorite piece... Then she asks why I am dripping wet and wearing a towel.