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[V8pire]

out of medicine
how will i test the ascent
better mow the yard

your not safe ascent
oh the things im gonna do
best be our secret

sleek and beautiful
technology redefined
behold the ascent

stopped eharmony
you are everything i want
now come to daddy

feel the cool of glass
taste the vapor passing through
exhale and relax

my wife says too much
there has to be a way for
help a brother out

sun is shining out
i sit inside thoughts of you
please end this madness

bloodshot eyes coming
music sounds so much better
wait did you hear that

combustion is dead
ascent by davinci killed
time to taste real

are you for real
haunting me for months and months
sleep lost for your sake

 

[VapingDitto]

Beanie, shirt, jacket...
Jeans, belt, socks, shoes, and wallet...
...Oh yeah! My Ascent!

 

[MidwestBeast]

In my dreams I see
A new vape in my future
This I guarantee

 

[Pickz]

Minutes feel like days
I would wait millennia
To make my Ascent

 

[Crohnie]

Davinci's Ascent
through clouds of foggy vapor
a new Renaissance!

 

[unpro1]

Intense convection
flowing through botanicals
equals perfection

 

[green2brown]

Vapor connoisseurs
And vapor enthusiasts
Meet the new Ascent

 

[green2brown]

Give me an Ascent
Then you get your best Haiku
Trust me on this one

 

[charliedontsurf]

Air laced with essence
Of a thousand fragrant blooms
Time for the Ascent

The purest vapor
Flowing through the boro strait
Liberates my mind

Plastic is passé
stainless will not do today
All glass or nothing

A glass passage
Warmed by compassion, gives birth
To flavorful steam

The sweetest vapor
It fills an aching body
Melts away all pain

An all glass airpath
That can live in my pocket
Take my money now!

Purity travels
Anywhere along with me
Thanks to the Ascent

Electrified glass
Elevates my consciousness
I have Ascended

 

[overvaped]

All glass vapor path,
battery that really lasts,
just for 249 bucks

 

[V8pire]

good morning FC
had dream about the ascent
dumb reality

trying my patience
what a horrendous virtue
waiting is for birds

the sensimilla
give yourself to the ascent
no need to fight it

kaneh bosm the truth
gave every plant yielding seed
ascent gives the food

gives your medicine
safer than combustion is
take it anywhere

 

[overvaped]

Vape no more from steel,
enjoy pure glass vapor path,
forget that robot fart.

 

[HSIHP]

Can't you see the love?
We all want the prize today!
Oh, I hope it's me!

 

[V8pire]

set your calendar
may 15th is 4/20
lets start ascent day

my cat likes catnip
i don't make it illegal
its his choice to make

 

[deadheadbill]

I do love to vape
Launch box, iolite no more
It's time to ascend

 

[QuicksilveR]

I gaze at the vapor
Ascent producing great clouds
Dreams in my pocket

A clean, white canvas
The Ascent is untouched, waiting
Calling me outside

Where did my dreams go?
There they are, in the ascent
Behind my Cheetos

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[overvaped]

(This one is ntended as one double haiku,not as two haikus)


Ascend as I vape,
So tasteful is the vapor
Coming through pure glass.

Enlightened, I know
No more I will suffer VAS,
This cutie's my match.

===============
Also,

I must attribute this one to Shakespeare and Macbeth.

Is this an Ascent
Which I now see before me
Come, let me clutch thee

Well done, I will borrow from Neruda

I want to make you,
what the new ascent makes to...
weed and its resins.

(Could it be more romantic?)

 

[evanaquinn]

Okay final one.

Ascending Power
From herb or flower
DaVinci Ascent

If you want one mentioning the battery life:

Four hour power
For herb or flower
Da Vinci Ascent

 

[Smoke1ForMe]

All glass vapor path
Freedom of medication
So let your dreams live

 

[green2brown]

"That's it," he whispered,
"Just suck, babe. It's that easy."
And bliss filled her mouth.
___________________________________________

Ascent Instructions:
- Power on and suck mouthpiece
- Begin to love life

 

[V8pire]

Back row at movies
My ascent quietly vapes
Time to see 3D

My vaporizer
It has a first name it's..A.
S. C. E. N. T

At organicix
Made most advanced portable
Trumps with the ascent

Where do I sign at?
Oh yes, right here with your blood!
Your mine now ascent!

We were meant to be
Your more than another notch
I love you ascent

Being born healthy
Marrying beautiful wife
Enjoying ascent

Two hundred fifty
Thats how much to ride this ride
Get in line early

A breath of fresh air
Finally glass portable
Organicix powns

 

[kingofnull]

Gotta get this in
Before the deadline passes
Shame to have missed out

 

[1_gr8_underdog]

Ease plunges my heart
Vapor, cloaks mind in wonder
Ascent , to my love

 

[V8pire]

Cancel your health care
Theres a new doctor in town
Ascent medicates

Grab a cold root beer
Sit down with my new ascent
Enjoy little things

A little longer
Until we make our ascent
Onward and upward

Live the future now
Taste from davinci ascent
Witness change around

 

[Shrike]

Burl, Stealth or Croc Skin
Your dual mouthpiece brings us joy
DaVinci Ascent!