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Win a Free Ascent by DaVinci- Haiku Contest!

Discussion in 'Past Contests' started by Davinci_vaporizer, Apr 23, 2013.

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  1. Davinci_vaporizer

    Davinci_vaporizer Well-Known Member Manufacturer

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    FC members, it's time to put on your poetry hats and let the creative juices flow! Let's get the Haiku contest underway and see what happens.

    In case you are unaware of what a Haiku is, it is a Japanese poetry style consisting of three phrases of 5, 7 and 5 syllables, respectively.

    Here's an example:

    Innovation Now
    DaVinci Ascent is Born
    Pure Vapor, Pure Joy

    Contest: Create the most original, coolest, Haiku about the Ascent. Designs, features, the name, the feeling of anticipation as launch date draws near, the state of mind when using it..anything is fair game! Entries are limitless.

    The Rules: Stick to the rules of Haiku, or else it just becomes a poem....what fun is that? Submissions must be in by 12 PM PST, 5.3. Winner will be announced 5.6. Anyone who previously posted in the Haiku thread needs to move their submission into the contest forum area.

    The Prize: Ascent by DaVinci (model of choice)

    Alright, you guys came up with this contest...so onward and upward, let the games begin.
  2. t-dub

    t-dub Vapor Sloth

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    Oregon
    Breathing in deeply
    Silken vapors gently flow
    I make my Ascent
  3. vtac

    vtac vapor junkie Staff Member

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    :tup:

    Read the contest rules
    Re-post your old haikus here
    Win a free Ascent
  4. Vapinghole

    Vapinghole Low-Temp Hempist / JedHI Master

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    Location:
    Big Bottom
    Loving all-glass tube
    Ascent shows you how it's done
    Fuck you, Combustion!

    Another...

    Vaping on the go
    I forgot what I just said
    Takes another hit
  5. Mynameismud

    Mynameismud But call me Alowishus Devadander Abercrombie.

    Holding an Ascent
    A dream will soon be achieved
    I want one today
  6. SD_haze

    SD_haze MMJ Vaporist

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    Ascending upward
    It is all getting fuzzy
    DaVinci, Thank you

    I've written so many Haikus for High School because assignments would call for "some type of poetry" and the haiku was always the shortest, easiest, and most fun to do!
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  7. 1_gr8_underdog

    1_gr8_underdog Trapped in the Astral Planes

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    Location:
    Between Jupiter and Saturn
    all glass vapor path
    only the true taste comes through
    the ascent is near

    Spring has now blossomed
    ascent soon to be released
    my heart skips a beat

    My want grows daily
    Giant clouds of vapor rise
    giddy as a child

    Quicker than mivape
    this the ascent on my mind
    glass on glass pure taste

    An Ascent I'd love
    Haiku master I am not
    obsessed with this vape

    Eloquent im not
    though the ascent i lust for
    cant just give up now

    Ascent contest now
    and poet skills i have none
    unequipped for this

    my heart is heavy
    I dream of the new ascent
    this spring will bring joy

    The Ascent I love
    A crocodile skined beauty
    I sure hope I win

    Haiku I shall try
    A chance to win the ascent
    Have I nailed it yet

    the design is sleek
    ultra-fast and portable
    the ascent is here

    DaVinci is king (or) Ascent is king
    predecessors will bow down
    best portable vapes

    huge features in this
    mind blowing vapor ensues
    welcome the Ascent

    Release is so near
    I can hardly take it
    head will explode soon

    Oil or Herbal
    Ascent can do it with ease
    other vapes no match

    Ascent has risen
    no flames only pure vapor
    anticipation

    soul burns intensely
    need to be elevated
    Ascent satisfies

    Davinci's new star
    the ascent wont disappoint
    I just can not wait

    Fit form and function
    ascent has it all plus stealth
    I yearn to hold it

    to share or not to
    Ascent has the solution
    retractable stem

    Portable vapes fear
    ascent shall replace them all
    rest in peace old friends

    Waiting has been hell
    updates made it bearable
    we love the hard work

    Da Vinci Ascent
    a modern work of art
    so captivating

    the davinci team
    they care about there customers
    read the threads and believe

    Wind against my face
    my aliments hold me hostage
    Ascent is the cure

    the darkness has come
    stare into the abyss
    madness beckoning
  8. JCat

    JCat Well-Known Member

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    Ontario
    Glass slides in and out
    Smooth, satisfying vapor
    Portable delight!

    (Or if you want Ascent in the Haiku ...)

    Glass slides in and out
    Amazing Ascent vapor
    Portable delight!
  9. irishroots8477

    irishroots8477 one with the mountain

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    Location:
    The East
    nothing else matters
    just you and me together
    lightning vaping sand

    perceive perfection
    exceed conductions plateau
    more than you'd know

    time leaking vapor
    lifeblood of naturalism
    your body thanks you

    tear me to shreds please
    roast me in a glass toaster
    beautiful vapor
  10. nopartofme

    nopartofme               

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    The Golden Age of Wireless
    Midst cloudy vistas
    Leonardo's ghost emerged
    Now Prometheus
    Crohnie and RUDE BOY like this.
  11. Abysmal Vapor

    Abysmal Vapor Shaman of The Pyramid of Orlin'Malah

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    lol ... wrong thread sorry..
    ABV oil always makes me forget stuff
    like an Alzheimer patient :D :D :D
  12. SwiftGeneration

    SwiftGeneration Get Lifted.

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    I wonder how many times I counted to five on my left hand for this... lol.

    enter the ascent
    ceramic heat element
    glass path, health intent

    vapor clouded room
    good music, flowers, and food
    neighbors smell popcorn

    shredded herbs insert
    rendered other vapes inert
    I have ascended

    heavyweight hitter
    blow clouds on the beach or slopes
    then join them shortly

    ascent, refined
    beneficiary defined
    oils and herbs spice life

    join me in my car
    after class or at the bar
    ascent has my back

    her name is ascent
    kiss her glass lips and you'll taste
    just what you put in

    indiscriminate
    ascent makes herbs intimate
    taste what you put in

    this is my ascent
    its my new portable friend
    to help vape my blend

    Thanks for the contest! also, the winner has to do a review :p
    Davinci_vaporizer likes this.
  13. pakalolo

    pakalolo RoboMod v3.17 (ticking) Staff Member

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    Haiku contest thread
    lwien pestered. Where is he?
    Nowhere to be found

    Edit: Oops. Fixed first line because it has 6 syllables.

    Edit 2: I don't know why I did that; it's not like I was trying to win.
  14. Deadshort480

    Deadshort480 Mini Glass Hoarder

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    Location:
    The East Coast
    Ascent is a go
    Linking us all together
    Mind, body, and soul

    Ascent means to rise
    Ascent lifting me higher
    Ascent lets us fly
    Reflections likes this.
  15. mmenzie

    mmenzie My friends call me "Menz"

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    Location:
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    I waited forever
    I dreamt of its arrival
    Ascent wake me up today
  16. lwien

    lwien Well-Known Member

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    DaVinci is art
    Ascent is vapors paint brush
    You are the canvas
  17. SomosHomos

    SomosHomos Member

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    Location:
    central coast california
    Ascension is near
    Portable all glass vapor
    The Ascent is here
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  18. Enchantre

    Enchantre A short, pithy statement

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    Even more green state
    Sleekly Miniscule
    Stealthy source of life vapor
    Ascent, lift me up
    Davinci_vaporizer and Vapinghole like this.
  19. lwien

    lwien Well-Known Member

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    An ascent beyond...
    Witness light and water change
    Through glass……..To vapor
  20. 1_gr8_underdog

    1_gr8_underdog Trapped in the Astral Planes

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    Location:
    Between Jupiter and Saturn
    Highly portable
    my vapor will blow your mind
    Ascent to the top

    the new wood looks great
    only the croc is my desire
    So sweet the ascent

    fucking haiku sucks
    need a good one to win
    oops I creamed my pants :rofl:
  21. lwien

    lwien Well-Known Member

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    There he goes again
    Pakalo fucking with me
    I am HERE, asshole :cool: ;)
  22. vtac

    vtac vapor junkie Staff Member

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    Name calling, not nice
    Please review the forum rules
    Poor pakalolo

    Portable vapor
    We've come a long way, baby
    High hopes for this vape
  23. lwien

    lwien Well-Known Member

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    Sad for Pakalo..
    Offending not meant today
    Maybe tomorrow ;)
    Mynameismud and vorrange like this.
  24. Stu

    Stu Maconheiro Staff Member

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    Japanese poems
    Leave me counting syllables
    I just want to vape

    :peace:
  25. Dogman

    Dogman Vaporist Extrordinair

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    I have no talent
    For poetry or math problems
    So do I win yet?
    RUDE BOY likes this.
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