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Vaporbrothers VB Eleven Contest - Part 1 - Winners Announced

Discussion in 'Past Contests' started by VaporWarehouse, Mar 5, 2015.

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  1. Dangus

    Dangus Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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    Swamp donkeys love the skunky sap!
     
  2. Reflections

    Reflections Well-Known Member

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    Didn't know I'd get this Stoned with the Vb Eleven Pen
     
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  3. DieHard

    DieHard Vertical transportation specialist.

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    So what if I'm a moose. But I have a VB Eleven. Why doesn't anyone like me?
     
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  4. valleysquirrel

    valleysquirrel Well-Known Member

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    the moose is loose
     
  5. stickstones

    stickstones Vapor concierge Retailer

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    Somebody help...I can't push the button with these fucking hooves!

    Only titanium for this moose!
     
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  6. ilikechinesefood

    ilikechinesefood Kitty Meowmein

    "Dude... Dont vape that man."

    "What ?"

    "I almost gave you the wrong shit man."

    "I already took them tho man!!"

    "Oh ho ho ho!!"

    "What man!?!? what??"

    "Thats the most ive ever seen anyone vape man."

    "Man i aint never tried no vape before, man."

    "I hope you're not busy for about a month"

    "Shit, I'm going to die man, that stuff's going to make me die, man"

    "No, that's good vapor, man."

    "It's going to make me freak out, man. I've seen those guys that had too many vapes. Their heads look like a pumpkin, man."

    " Relax, man...Hey, mellow out, man! Now just go, ommmmm..."

    "What?"

    "Do it, ommmm"

    "I cant man.... i think i just turned into a moose."


    Or just for 1 sentence... man... Is it just me or, like, am i a stoned moose?
     
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  7. darkrom

    darkrom Great Scott!

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    VB 11 : It really whips the llamas ass.


    Click to play YouTube Video




    Also: Oh thank heaven for VB:11
     
  8. Reflections

    Reflections Well-Known Member

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    I dont care if its open season. The Vb Eleven Pen is getting me stoned!
     
  9. ilikechinesefood

    ilikechinesefood Kitty Meowmein

    Lol maybe if i look like a stone they wont shoot me...this pen righ here will do the trick!
     
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  10. darkrom

    darkrom Great Scott!

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    I'm so bad at this shit lol. I feel like a cringey family dad on an old 90s sitcom or something trying to come up with one liners.

    [​IMG]
     
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  11. ilikechinesefood

    ilikechinesefood Kitty Meowmein

    Rofl waffle best gif ive seen today.

    Better mElk this pen quick man, i think im getting too stoned...

    I moose bid yew all a doe.


    Srsly. Im gonna hurt mooself.
     
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  12. Stu

    Stu Maconheiro Staff Member

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    I find this VB Eleven quite amoosing!

    :peace:

    Edit: I am recusing myself from this contest.
     
    Last edited: Mar 7, 2015
  13. ilikechinesefood

    ilikechinesefood Kitty Meowmein

    want.... to...like....cant....because.....my odds.......suck.......ahhhh! Self control is hard.

    Ok i guess i lost, both the contest and my control...

    Pity likes anyone? Consolation prize?... Anyone?
     
    Last edited: Mar 6, 2015
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  14. DDave

    DDave Vape Wizard Accessory Maker

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    VB Eleven, This moose ain't loose!

    Now this is a Lighter Touch of Grey!

    Dare ya to tell him he's Bogarting it!

    The moose is singularly grotesque and awkward... wait this one's kinda cool!

    Every creature is better alive than dead, men and moose should hit together.

    Before you rip, pass the moose a hit.

    Whomever said "I'll take an angry moose any day...", obviously didn't give him one of these first.

    Those eyes! Go, save yourselves from the moose-zombie. Wait, he's just blazed... Phew!

    Takes more than this to kick a moose.

    Confucius-Mouse says, this can be overfilled, but never overdrawn!

    I speak two languages. Moose and VB-Eleven. Comprende?

    Can I bookmark this hit? I'll all it a moose-terpiece

    Uh, what do you mean this ain't stick?

    And the Grand Finale:
    VB Eleven helps prove it's mind over matter, cause when you don't mind, it really doesn't matter!

    EDIT: Haven't burnt my moose-tache yet!!!!
     
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  15. Danvapereviews

    Danvapereviews Member

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    "Make no Moosestake, not even medusa could get me this stoned"
     
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  16. bounce5

    bounce5 Well-Known Member

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    - Before the VB Eleven Pen I was Bambi, now I'm Bam-Be!

    - These antlers on my head you see
    are actually petrified dreadlocks. Wheee-d!

    - Please feed the animals, I feel the munchies coming on. I prefer carrots but will accept moose crunch and moose tracks ice cream. As well as rocky road. It reminds me of an old friend.

    - Hokey smoke, this ain't no Bullwinkle!
     
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  17. DieHard

    DieHard Vertical transportation specialist.

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    Put your lighter away! Can't you see I say "Fuck Combustion"!
     
  18. Abysmal Vapor

    Abysmal Vapor Shaman of The Pyramid of Orlin'Malah

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    Stoned scale 11/10 :D
     
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  19. lookhigh

    lookhigh waiting for the click

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    Is that a spare battery in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?
     
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  20. DDave

    DDave Vape Wizard Accessory Maker

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    Let's get moosed! Uh, I mean Stoned!
     
  21. JiggyJack

    JiggyJack Well-Known Member

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    Now where the hell did I leave my VB Eleven last night…?
     
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  22. CarolKing

    CarolKing Singer of songs and a vapor connoisseur

    Through time, space our unicorn has found, retrieved the magical onyx wand - it's VB Eleven Pen, i'm in the zone.
     
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  23. placetime

    placetime Well-Known Member

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    The moose is on the juice!

    Juicy moosey

    Don’t goose the moose or he might drop his juice.

    Moose: mrgrmrrmmpmm
    Squirrel: It’s not a microphone. Pass to the left.

    VB Eleven is a Frostbite Falls favorite!

    Hey Rocky, watch me pull a cartridge out of my hat!
     
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  24. c76man

    c76man In search of the best terps and smoothest vapor

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    I lost my antlers in the 11 clouds.
     
  25. CarolKing

    CarolKing Singer of songs and a vapor connoisseur

    The moose took my VB Eleven. Ive looked everywhere for that, now I can inhale some heaven.
     
    Last edited: Mar 7, 2015
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