Vaporbrothers VB Eleven Contest - Part 1 - Winners Announced

Swamp donkeys love the skunky sap!

 

Didn't know I'd get this Stoned with the Vb Eleven Pen

 

So what if I'm a moose. But I have a VB Eleven. Why doesn't anyone like me?

 

the moose is loose

 

Somebody help...I can't push the button with these fucking hooves!

Only titanium for this moose!

 

"Dude... Dont vape that man."

"What ?"

"I almost gave you the wrong shit man."

"I already took them tho man!!"

"Oh ho ho ho!!"

"What man!?!? what??"

"Thats the most ive ever seen anyone vape man."

"Man i aint never tried no vape before, man."

"I hope you're not busy for about a month"

"Shit, I'm going to die man, that stuff's going to make me die, man"

"No, that's good vapor, man."

"It's going to make me freak out, man. I've seen those guys that had too many vapes. Their heads look like a pumpkin, man."

" Relax, man...Hey, mellow out, man! Now just go, ommmmm..."

"What?"

"Do it, ommmm"

"I cant man.... i think i just turned into a moose."


Or just for 1 sentence... man... Is it just me or, like, am i a stoned moose?

 

VB 11 : It really whips the llamas ass.

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Also: Oh thank heaven for VB:11

 

I dont care if its open season. The Vb Eleven Pen is getting me stoned!

 

Lol maybe if i look like a stone they wont shoot me...this pen righ here will do the trick!

 

I'm so bad at this shit lol. I feel like a cringey family dad on an old 90s sitcom or something trying to come up with one liners.

 

Rofl waffle best gif ive seen today.

Better mElk this pen quick man, i think im getting too stoned...

I moose bid yew all a doe.


Srsly. Im gonna hurt mooself.

 

want.... to...like....cant....because.....my odds.......suck.......ahhhh! Self control is hard.

Ok i guess i lost, both the contest and my control...

Pity likes anyone? Consolation prize?... Anyone?

 

VB Eleven, This moose ain't loose!

Now this is a Lighter Touch of Grey!

Dare ya to tell him he's Bogarting it!

The moose is singularly grotesque and awkward... wait this one's kinda cool!

Every creature is better alive than dead, men and moose should hit together.

Before you rip, pass the moose a hit.

Whomever said "I'll take an angry moose any day...", obviously didn't give him one of these first.

Those eyes! Go, save yourselves from the moose-zombie. Wait, he's just blazed... Phew!

Takes more than this to kick a moose.

Confucius-Mouse says, this can be overfilled, but never overdrawn!

I speak two languages. Moose and VB-Eleven. Comprende?

Can I bookmark this hit? I'll all it a moose-terpiece

Uh, what do you mean this ain't stick?

And the Grand Finale:
VB Eleven helps prove it's mind over matter, cause when you don't mind, it really doesn't matter!

EDIT: Haven't burnt my moose-tache yet!!!!

 

"Make no Moosestake, not even medusa could get me this stoned"

 

- Before the VB Eleven Pen I was Bambi, now I'm Bam-Be!

- These antlers on my head you see
are actually petrified dreadlocks. Wheee-d!

- Please feed the animals, I feel the munchies coming on. I prefer carrots but will accept moose crunch and moose tracks ice cream. As well as rocky road. It reminds me of an old friend.

- Hokey smoke, this ain't no Bullwinkle!

 

Put your lighter away! Can't you see I say "Fuck Combustion"!

 

Stoned scale 11/10

 

Is that a spare battery in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?

 

Let's get moosed! Uh, I mean Stoned!

 

Now where the hell did I leave my VB Eleven last night…?

 

Through time, space our unicorn has found, retrieved the magical onyx wand - it's VB Eleven Pen, i'm in the zone.

 

The moose is on the juice!

Juicy moosey

Don’t goose the moose or he might drop his juice.

Moose: mrgrmrrmmpmm
Squirrel: It’s not a microphone. Pass to the left.

VB Eleven is a Frostbite Falls favorite!

Hey Rocky, watch me pull a cartridge out of my hat!

 

I lost my antlers in the 11 clouds.

 

The moose took my VB Eleven. Ive looked everywhere for that, now I can inhale some heaven.