The Flying Spaghetti Monster Or The Invisible Pink Unicorn?

[Crohnie]

I say the idea of an Invisible Pink Unicorn is ridiculous! I mean, if you can't see it, how the hell do you know it exists? And if it's Invisible, how the fuck do you know it's Pink? Sounds to me like The Invisible Pink Unicorn might buy Brawny Paper Towels for the packaging rather than its superior absorbency, if you know what I mean!

Now The Flying Spaghetti Monster...that's a different story. His noodly appendages, dripping with the blood of the Holy Tomato, his manly meatballs, masculine with marinara: Now that's a Deity John Wayne would have been proud to call his own. And what is the fate of the unbeliever, you ask?

Those who do not worship The Flying Spaghetti Monster will boil in Spaghetti Sauce for all eternity!
Meatballs without end, RAMEN!

 

[smokum]

First off..... WTF ??

Secondly..... kindly send all current meds to me for a personal sampling analysis to:

Iwanna Gitfukduptoo
123 Crater
Planet Earth, Globe
666666

Strictly for the purpose of Science, I swear

 

[VaporEyes]

Good to see that you're feeling might fine tonight, Crohnie.

 

[Stu]

I've been touched my His noodly appendage.

Edit: For those not familiar with our religion, you may want to check it out. In our heaven we have a beer volcano and a stripper factory.

Become a Pastafarian! Join us.

 

[Enchantre]

I am a Pastafarian. All Hail His Noodly Goodness!

 

[Peloton]

"I am the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Thou shalt have no other monsters before Me. (Afterwards is OK; just use protection.) The only Monster who deserves capitalization is Me! Other monsters are false monsters, undeserving of capitalization." —Suggestions 1:1

 

[Stu]

I just watched this entire video that was recently posted on the FSM site. I challenge any of you to watch this entire video without scratching your eyes out.

 

[pakalolo]

I just watched this entire video that was recently posted on the FSM site. I challenge any of you to watch this entire video without scratching your eyes out.

 

[Crohnie]

I just watched this entire video that was recently posted on the FSM site. I challenge any of you to watch this entire video without scratching your eyes out.

Haha! Yeah, Stu...I watched that video about a year ago and alternated between pulling my hair out and hysterical laughter.

 

[Ripbongs420]

Does the FSM forgive those who do not care for the taste of the beer he bestoweth to us?

 

[mvapes]

I say the idea of an Invisible Pink Unicorn is ridiculous! I mean, if you can't see it, how the hell do you know it exists? And if it's Invisible, how the fuck do you know it's Pink? Sounds to me like The Invisible Pink Unicorn might buy Brawny Paper Towels for the packaging rather than its superior absorbency, if you know what I mean!

Now The Flying Spaghetti Monster...that's a different story. His noodly appendages, dripping with the blood of the Holy Tomato, his manly meatballs, masculine with marinara: Now that's a Deity John Wayne would have been proud to call his own. And what is the fate of the unbeliever, you ask?

Those who do not worship The Flying Spaghetti Monster will boil in Spaghetti Sauce for all eternity!
Meatballs without end, RAMEN!

 

[RUDE BOY]

I'm sorry but IMO evolution is still science fiction [theory] , adaptation is fact . But what do i Know ?

 

[mvapes]

 

[Tweek]

I have touched many, with my noodly appendage.

 

[z9]

I have touched many, with my noodly appendage.

They make pills to turn that noodly appendage into something a little more al dente

 

[Elluzion]

Haha this is great. I love this community

 

[chinaboy]

Yum... Spaghetti.