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People who "toast" their hot dog buns

Discussion in 'The Vapor Lounge' started by 2 Cycle, Jul 19, 2017.

  1. Krazy

    Krazy Well-Known Member

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    Why do I feel like I'v wandered into a weird fetish forum and don't understand the slang?
     
  2. 2 Cycle

    2 Cycle Well-Known Member

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    I once asked my brother if he ever tried one of those very red looking hot dogs. I remember seeing them somewhere and I was legit interested in what they were like. He told me he only tried one and it was connected to a German shepherd. I never asked again about those hot dogs
     
  3. Hjalmark

    Hjalmark Well-Known Member

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    I hate a cold bun .. my wife and her family are on the other hand savages

    THAT'S RIGHT! I CALLED YOU PEOPLE SAVAGES!!!
     
  4. grampa_herb

    grampa_herb CO2 Oil bigot

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    Anyone know the FDA standards for rat feces in hot dogs?
     
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  5. duff

    duff Well worn

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    10% I believe.
     
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  6. GreenHopper

    GreenHopper 20 going on 60

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    Don't worry though, that rat shit is 100% organic :lol:
     
  7. vapirtoo

    vapirtoo Well-Known Member

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    As a vegetarian I must confess that at any bar-b-que I will sneak one dog with a toasted bun and eat it in secret.
    Hotdogs are my only food weakness and YES the organic rat shit adds to the flavor. :rofl:
     
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  8. 2 Cycle

    2 Cycle Well-Known Member

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    You guys can eat rat poop all you want. Me, I am gonna enjoy my hot dogs with non toasted bun and a cold brew!
     
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  9. Mr. Gweilo 420

    Mr. Gweilo 420 Dude

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    @vapirtoo lol you eat hot dogs and have the nerve to call yourself a vegetarian. lol you are delusional man.
     
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  10. Burt

    Burt Well-Known Member

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    This is a good and important debate. While I would insist that the best hot dogs are those swaddled in the tender embrace of an untoasted bun, I feel the opposite is true where burgers are concerned.

    For me it's about the surface tension. Burgers need the reinforced rigidity toasting provides - it's like a bready case. A hot dog bun, by contrast, is more like a fancy jacket. The meat already has structural integrity, so the bread can be given over entirely to sauce-retention & grease-free handling duties.
     
  11. OldNewbie

    OldNewbie Well-Known Member

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    "Cold" brew?

    Are you trying to start another debate? ;)
     
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  12. OldNewbie

    OldNewbie Well-Known Member

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  13. Vapor_Eyes

    Vapor_Eyes unfiltered

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    You guys are weird.

    I generally prefer a toasted bun but I think that hot dogs are best with a soft and warm steamed bun. It's all about that texture like @Burt says. I wouldn't turn down a toasted bun, it would be better than a cold hard bun.

    I like a contrast of textures with my food, so I prefer a soft bun with a firmer hot dog, or a toasted bun with a more tender hamburger or almost any other sandwich.

    I don't consider a hot dog a sandwich personally, at best it would fall in the half-assed open-faced category.

    As far as toppings ketchup is blasphemy and mustard is mandatory. I love all types of mustard, lately I've been digging jalapeno mustard.

    Mustard is a bare minimum, from there on I like chili, onions, and cheese in that order.

    I like variety too. Chicago dogs are good, I love pigs in a blanket, and corn dogs are great but possibly a different category altogether.

    I'm weird.
     
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  14. vapirtoo

    vapirtoo Well-Known Member

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    Haha MrG.
    Two dogs a year .
    As a camper once told me ,"I'm a vegetarian in between meals".
    Hey it's my delusion , and I have fun with it.
     
  15. OldNewbie

    OldNewbie Well-Known Member

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