Fuck the Parkinson's, the Dr just gave me a reason to smoke MORE!

Vicki

Vicki

Herbal Alchemist
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deadheadbill

deadheadbill

I can see clearly now the smoke is gone...
deadheadbill said:
It's as if the constitution didn't even exist.

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Shit like this pisses me off because Cops have forgotten that their job is to Protect and Serve.

There is a controvery in Tamps now where the cops kicked out a fourteen year old kid from the State Fair. Said kid was killed try to walk home later.

Since when do the police leave a 14 year old kid with no way to get home?
 
mvapes

mvapes

Scratchin' Glass!
Accessory Maker
I hate the fucking postal service! What good is fucking tracking if those asshole don't scan the item being tracked? Guaranteed 2 days my fucking ass! Guaranteed only happens in certain conditions when the fucking stars line up and the scenario is fucking perfect like it's being delivered to your fucking neighbor!

Then you try UPS and those cocksuckers should have a fucking finance department that gives you champagne and a fucking cigar while you decide which one their packages fits into your budget. From experience I've only been able to afford their ground which translates to, it fucking get's there when it get's there.

And fucking FedEx who is probably my favorite pisses me the fuck off with their fucking shipping labels. Too many fucking options assholes and not enough room for the fat guy with Parkinson's to fucking write! Who the fuck cares if you want your package first thing in the morning, before 10, before 10:30, before noon, by 2 PM, by end of business day, or by end of fucking day! How about before noon or afternoon you fuckers!

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Vicki

Vicki

Herbal Alchemist
Our mailman is about useless! We were out in our cul de sac this past weekend exchanging mail because the stupid ass put everyone's mail in the wrong box! He also delivered my Dr. Dabber battery God knows where, about 18 miles away. :disgust:
 
grokit

grokit

well-worn member
My mail lady is big into church, and implied lately that I am somewhat of a sinner. She doesn't know me, and is judging me by the fact that I don't go to church. I replied that she sounded pretty judgmental, and asked if that was in violation of the gospel, particularly the book of matthew. She didn't have a reply, so I told her that it was okay because she can always be forgiven. I don't think she liked that last part.

edit: Just to prove that I am indeed a sinner here's some porno, pokemon style!
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