Fuck the Parkinson's, the Dr just gave me a reason to smoke MORE!

Enchantre

Enchantre

Oil Painter
...then, Seibo said "Magazine"... and, whew. I'll be interviewed for an article. Cool. I can do that.

I'll talk my head off (fool head), and they will pick out two or three verbal "derps" and use them as direct quotes. :disgust:

Part of my particular type of CDO (like OCD, but in alphabetical order, the way it should be) is having to know every fucking thing there is to know about something, as soon as I develop an interest. I can handle a few questions on the benefits of our favorite herb. ;)
 
Enchantre

Enchantre

Oil Painter
Quetzalcoatl said:
Oprah is interviewing her for medical marijuana article!
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The current plan, as I understand it, is my EVO arrives tomorrow, I call Seibo and he walks me through using it, I test it extensively, then Thursday I get interviewed by someone from/for Oprah's magazine.

They wanted an over-40 yr old woman who has a medical recommendation for mj. Bonus points as I never used weed before I got the green card. I get to talk about how well the EVO works for my medical condition. Probably will have a few great opportunities to chew my toenails (I haven't clipped them in years... I stick my feet in my mouth often enough I don't have to), be mis-quoted, and I am NOT photogenic, so everyone will think that I am way older/uglier than I really am.

I've decided on my pseudonym for this. I'm not using my real name, and I will not name my employer.
 
Vicki

Vicki

Herbal Alchemist
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mvapes

mvapes

Scratchin' Glass!
Accessory Maker
I am so sorry but I have to say this. I have a fucking broken cloud sitting in the garage. I had to completely change all of my G-d damn fucking habits and start using fucking concentrates because I can't get a fucking cloud and not NOT A FUICKING VAPE can extract meds like a cloud! I spoke to seibo on the phone cause even he felt fad for me that there was a mix up in shipping and my order was delayed due to a simple error! This has been going on betwween us weeks. !4 Fucking months without a device that gives me 20 minutes of fucking relief from a fucking disease that is destroying me and my fucking family piece by fucking piece and I am supoosed to be fucking excited that E, fucking E, a fucking friend from a thread I STARTED about a disease and how fucking vaporization helped me!


THIS IS WHAT I GOT!

No offense E and this is not meant for you! Your a good person and this has nothing to do with you - but I have to go, I cant't be hurt anymore!
 
t-dub

t-dub

Vapor Sloth
mvapes said:
I am so sorry but I have to say this. I have a fucking broken cloud sitting in the garage. I had to completely change all of my G-d damn fucking habits and start using fucking concentrates because I can't get a fucking cloud and not NOT A FUICKING VAPE can extract meds like a cloud! I spoke to seibo on the phone cause even he felt fad for me that there was a mix up in shipping and my order was delayed due to a simple error! This has been going on betwween us weeks. !4 Fucking months without a device that gives me 20 minutes of fucking relief from a fucking disease that is destroying me and my fucking family piece by fucking piece and I am supoosed to be fucking excited that E, fucking E, a fucking friend from a thread I STARTED about a disease and how fucking vaporization helped me!


THIS IS WHAT I GOT!

No offense E and this is not meant for you! Your a good person and this has nothing to do with you - but I have to go, I cant't be hurt anymore!
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mvapes . . . when I get my EVO on Thursday, if you PM me your mailing address, I will ship you my Cloud+, no charge, on Friday to use until SM gets you straightened out. I thought you were handled, I feel bad because I sold my OG clicker to someone back on island . . .
 
mvapes

mvapes

Scratchin' Glass!
Accessory Maker
I apologize for being salty yesterday but I had just yesterday had a conversation with SM where I was bummed that tonight I'm publically speaking for the Army of One Campaign for Medical use in the state of Florida. I had written a letter to Jon Morgan, a hot shot lawyer in the area who is actuallly running that campaign.

My letter was about being denied pain management meds because I tested positive for THC when dystonia set in in my stomach.

I was supposed to get my EVO a while back and SM felt terrible that my unit has been broken for months and I have been feeling as if I was left high and dry. Now please, do not get me wrong, I don't deserve my cloud any more than anyone else out there whether their a patient or not. But, when I think of all the people like myself suffering without a unit because their cloud broke and were told there was nothing that could be done it feels like such a slap in my face that there was a unit rushed to Enchantre so that she could be on point when talking to Oprah or whoever is going to call her.

All in all I am very happy for Enchantre and congratulate her on her deal. But with that being said what happened to people who have been members for years and supported VXL since day one? No offense to E but she's been here for less than a fucking year - what about some one like momofthegoons. I don't know if she's over 40, and maybe that's why she wasn't chosen but I think I remember her saying her cloud was broken.

I feel horrible for raining on Enchantre's parade but IMO this was a poorly planned deal on VXL's behalf.

I too spoke with SM on the phone, he explained that he doesn't always know what's happening on the other end of the country where production happens. He reached out weeks ago asking if I got tracking yet and when he found out I hadn't he was upset that I was stuck.

He fixed it and hopefully my unit is coming but this situation made me feel like shit. It's hard enough battling depression when your meds are messed up, imagine how I felt last night.

And I'm sorry to everyone who knows me, I don't get upset like this easily. For the most part the last three years I've been a member here have been devoted to helping others. I'm not now, nor was I ever a trouble maker. I've been nothing but loyal to FC as well as the manufacturers from which products that I chose to buy.

This one was a boo boo on VXL's behalf. Do I still want my EVO? I do, and I plan on supporting it but at the same time I almost want it more so I could finally close this chapter of my life.

Not a good way going in to something.
 
mvapes

mvapes

Scratchin' Glass!
Accessory Maker
I just realized my feet could get you high.

Let me explain, I walk around barefoot most of the time or at most I wear flip flops. While home those of you that know my pants policy can confirm this.

Because of the Parkinson's and the way it changed my gait I tend to drag my right foot a little and get badly cracked skin on my right foot from this.

My beautiful wife helps me by applying a lotion to the area and anyone who's ever had a peducure know's it's ok for her to use a tool that shaves off the dead dry skin. I promise as barbaric as it sound's it's actually painless.

Well, today she was helping me with my foot and found something interesting.

@ogcook - Jess found where all my missing dunks are going! Being that I am known to shake it up a bit I always lose my fucking dunks when using a domeless nail. OG and I have a lost a few together. Way I look at it is my right foots value just sky rocketed!

Mother fucker.....
 
ogcook

ogcook

Well-Known Member
mvapes said:
@ogcook - Jess found where all my missing dunks are going! Being that I am known to shake it up a bit I always lose my fucking dunks when using a domeless nail. OG and I have a lost a few together. Way I look at it is my right foots value just sky rocketed!

Mother fucker.....
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Hmm, maybe she could keep those skin shavings and we could press it into a hash brick! the @mvapes special! :puke:
 
Quetzalcoatl

Quetzalcoatl

DEADY GUERRERO/DIRT COBAIN/GEORGE KUSH
grokit said:
I'm not sure I understand; are you dabbing your toejam, mvapes?
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Nah, I think his dunking is dropping little oil balls on his fancy-pants e-nail. Except he has mild tremors I'm pretty sure, so sometimes he misses and they end up on the floor. Bhombs on the floor + dragging his foot means they probably got stuck on his foot and his wife found out when she was removing the skin from the callous on his foot.

@mvapes I know a guy that'll vape it.... his name is @Stu :brow:
 
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dorkus_molorkus

Well-Known Member
what a load of shit. This mofo is trying to get us all to vape our fucking toejam just for laughs.

Very similar ploy to me trying to get newbs to shove their weed up their bum!

Well the jokes on @mvapes
I eat mine.

Anyhoo,

I think I found the answer to your problem mvapes.

The answer to all of lifes questions is here.

Mvapes goes eggtreme!

Turns out I am providing some beard porn for @Vicki as well.
I am such a giver it hurts.
 
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Vicki

Vicki

Herbal Alchemist
dorkus_molorkus said:
what a load of shit. This mofo is trying to get us all to vape our fucking toejam just for laughs.

Very similar ploy to me trying to get newbs to shove their weed up their ass!

Well the jokes on @mvapes
I eat mine.

Anyhoo,

I think I found the answer to your problem mvapes.

The answer to all of lifes questions is here.

Mvapes goes eggtreme!

Turns out I am providing some beard porn for @Vicki as well.
I am such a giver it hurts.
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Yes, yes you are. :)
 
Snappo

Snappo

Caveat Emptor - "A Billion People Can Be Wrong!"
Accessory Maker
I'm very excited for E, and very upset for mvapes. Her mission is an important one; and his medical needs are also TOP PRIORITY. Like E's mission now, mvapes has soldiered our worthy cause long and hard, here at FC and elsewhere. It's been a real mission for him. I wish SM could've seen fit to address both with equal speed and concern. After all, VXH is supposed to be all about the medical need and healthful aspects of the device, and getting it to the consumers both rec and med. I'll bet had the EVO been covered by med insurance (one day), the shipping snafu would've been covered immediately with an overnight replacement, as it should be. I'll tell you this - if I had an EVO on order, I'd forfeit delivery and have it routed to mvapes post-haste...like yesterday! Two thumbs up for E & mvapes. Two thumbs down to SM on this one.

EDIT: Had I been asked to do the interview at the eleventh hour, knowing of mvapes predicament, I would've accepted only on the condition that two (2) EVO's get over-nighted, one to me and one to him. Otherwise, no deal. Sorry SM, that's just the way I feel.
 
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