Thanks for the offer of dork's signed photo of his "tool bag" - however, I'm already in possession of that, plus a few more "candid shots". I'm good. Really. Try someone else.
aww arent you all the blushing virgin and all?
all shy & no, no
like this!!!
yet, you told me privately that you loved it and could I name each of my hangers after your cats?
I hear Mom is using them for her xmas cards to the family. (the pic of my hangers, not your cats)
@
mvapes I have an awkward photo that I havent stolen off the net. But seeing as no one seems to be very keen of a close up of my nuts, I am a bit bereft for other ideas.
Halloween was a bust here. Thank fucking god really. Its bad enough we follow you around from war to war, let alone importing more of your 'culture'.
But in the spirit of it all, I really did try to get into it.
Really I did.
I even planned a video of it all too.
Unfortunately no one came by this year. Im not sure why exactly.
Heaps of kids came last year.
Sure no one but me thought it was funny that I left Arnold my rottweiler by the screen door.
Kid would come and knock, Arnold would leap up barking and snarling at the door.
He is one scary fucking dog, and he would wait till they were right at the door too.
Kids scream their heads off & run away, parents hurl abuse.
One kid even dropped all his shit,
he had about a lb of candy, some dried apricots and an apple.
WTF the apple was for?
Anyway, I had the camera rolling and everything this year, Arnold was ready & waiting.
No fucking kids. which like I said is a good thing.
Maybe my idiot neighbours will have a domestic again soon and I can get it on video.
Like this one from last week.
COCONUT VS FISHWIFE
comes with some sporadic commentary from me.
ENJOY!!
PS I am holding my breath for midnight and the sub competition to end. Then I will be holding my breath till the winner is announced.
You're killing me here mvapes..... as a mod I'm thinking... oh fuck....
