Fuck the Parkinson's, the Dr just gave me a reason to smoke MORE!

[Tweek]

You mean crusty faced knob gobbler wasn't enough? That's going to be one tough cookie to crack...

 

[fluffhead]

Wait..what was this contest about again? I just know it had to do with ships wife.

 

[Tweek]

lol I loved that episode. No man can go a day without some sort of stimulation...so if the partner won't hop on board, then it's time to slap the ole salami.

 

[satyrday]

I loved the episode too.

...but disagreed about it being so difficult to hold on to your mojo. Gotta save some for a rainy day.

Dante called it "continence".

 

[Tweek]

I loved the episode too.

...but disagreed about it being so difficult to hold on to your mojo. Gotta save some for a rainy day.

Not if you have giant balls. Then there is always enough for a rainy day.

 

[satyrday]

I want to say "I am not an animal" right now, but realize I would just be tying to convince myself. I am not always possessing such self-control, but it is a goal, especially on a rainy day looking for the sun and feeling like a dead sponge wishing I had. But my balls probably more in the normal size range.


Edit: BTW, according to Dante above - I will at least be spending some time in Circles 1-5. But I feel the after life is like the dream life - some good dreams, some bad.... then you wake up back with your feet on the ground (and the real fun starts all over again).

Actually I look forward to a few episodes like this in the afterlife (or in a dream tonight, whenever you want to come, honey):

Love the skeletons checking out her ass.

 

[grokit]

Dante called it "continence".

Sting calls it "tantric".

 

[satyrday]

Trudie calls it heaven.

 

[Tweek]

Hell is on earth. Just go for a ride down the highway.

 

[satyrday]

Such a twisted movie...

 

[Tweek]

Such a twisted movie...

You can thank a Canuck for that film version. I quite enjoyed the book...near the end, you can almost understand the fetish.

 

[satyrday]

I liked the movie, but I also liked Cronenberg's Naked Lunch, and I have yet to talk to another person who did.

Such a weirdly grotesque movie - sucks the air out of the room ... kind of a stillborn feeling to his Naked Lunch. But it kept me strangely fascinated throughout (the end got a little silly though).

 

[grokit]

Hunh... broken image what movie @satyrday?

Naked lunch rocked!

 

[satyrday]

^^ OK - I finally met someone else who likes it! Never said my circle of friends was that large lol. But everyone I tried to turn on to the movie hated it.

Image works for me ?? (just a pic of Peter Weller looking freaked out in Naked Lunch)

 

[grokit]

Such a twisted movie...

Weird it works in the quote but it's broken in the post.

 

[satyrday]

Oh that post! Sorry - yeah, Crash. Weird but compelling.

 

[Vicki]

 

[satyrday]

 

[fluffhead]

 

[satyrday]

Hey, I like different shapes and sizes, but these shorts not too flattering. Gets her plenty of attention I bet!

Edit: Muffin top reference remninds me of Seinfeld too

 

[mvapes]

I hung out with a few friends today and have an all new respect for oil. I have personally achieved a level highness today that I've not seen before.



And I can attest to this! The dab sweats ain't a myth!

 

[Bob Loblaw]

I hung out with a few friends today and have an all new respect for oil. I have personally achieved a level highness today that I've not seen before.



And I can attest to this! The dab sweats ain't a myth!

welcome to the party!

 

[mvapes]

Bob - now I know why you wear that mask, it's to stop the sweat! Holy shit, I was sweating like the fat kid at a marathon. I was fucking soaked.

 

[satyrday]

This a little late, but reminded me of Dorkus' bad-trip guest a few weeks ago...

I used to read these cartoons as a kid for some odd reason, yet today they just seem depressing One of these days that will probably be me, unless I check out early. The gnarly circle of stench.

And here's Dante's cheery visage, for those curious about the fellow:

 

[Tweek]

As part of my commitment and promise to myself to become a better person, I apologize to anyone on this forum whose feelings I may have hurt. I am not a mean person, and I never intend to hurt feelings...I suppose not many people do, just the truly evil ones, of which I believe are few...but I struggle with alot, and I am what some might call in a more dramatic term "tormented". Anyways, it just means I have alot of shit to sort out.

I may not be around much, or I may be around too often...I don't know. But if I don't say hello for awhile, I haven't forgotten you and do not take my silence or absence as a sign that I don't care, because I do. I always care. About everyone. Even those who others refuse to care for. I have too much empathy. Too much sympathy, and the cost of that is a mind that never rests, always anxious, always tears ready to flow at the suffering of others.

Sorry for the novella. But a guys gotta spill the beans once in awhile old chaps (and ladies). Toodle Doo