FC Posts Taken Out Of Context Thread

[muunch]

Strangely, I've left the whole condom on the shaft for the entire time with no noticeable ill effect on performance. I'll have to circumcise it before it's time to replace and see what the difference is like. Right now it's au naturel whereas I see other's units have gotten poodle cuts.

 

[AJS]

the fatty stubbiness is very comfortable

 

[szai]

..turned into wood maintenance day in the Fizz household.
Take care of your wood, and it returns the favor.

Is that what they're calling it these days? Wow you vapers sure are slick!

 

[Summer]

Oh, that was a good one, @szai!

 

[Mr. Me2]

You beat me to it! Well played, @szai !

 

[stark1]

Still ,myself also ,find very appealing a knurled thingy in ladies hands .

Cheers.

 

[Marlon Rando]

@stark1 SDS set that one up, haha he knew someone would post this up here

 

[szai]

because I don't like wood at my lips.

Where do you prefer the wood?

 

[szai]

What is a "big unit"?

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[BabyFacedFinster]

when the wood is very hot, grip it, flip it, and suck! 2-3 massive milky hits. Are you having a nice day, FC Out of context?

Sorry but, the bastards do it to me too.

 

[AJS]

Pube aside, it is lovely.

promise its not a pube.

As long as we all know it's not a pube ...

 

[szai]

I had brought my Woody along for movie prep. Sadly, when we got to the theater parking lot, my woody was nowhere to be found. I have to say it is never good to lose your woody when you really need it...

That's a bit much bro, just a little tmi..... Though I must admit some curiosity at the content of the film that revived your wood? Was it laden with gobs of dynalube shooting hither and tither?

 

[cybrguy]

Ick

Actually, my Woody might have perched on my shoulder and watched the film...

 

[grampa_herb]

I tried 'ass

 

[GreenHopper]

I love your mouthpiece

 

[BabyFacedFinster]

and gave a quick lick around the bowl and pushed....harder than I would have liked, but, it did go in . It takes a considerable amount of force to get in/out, is that OK?

That's perfect, thanks

 

[szai]

Sometimes 2 holes is not better than one? 2 much air?

Huh interesting! Go on, tell us more!

 

[stark1]

In the Dynaverse, it is the obverse of you duo, or not

 

[Mr. Me2]

I contacted DV and they said to squeeze the cap. Little at a time until it is snug...

 

[GreenHopper]

I usually go "native" and hold the nuts

 

[SloJimFizz]

I could stare and touch it all day long ! So damn light and smooth, yes very smooth!! And that cherry

 

[Squiby]

I have the full size and it's fantastic.

My my...

 

[pxl_jockey]

But I think you'll find that it'll work just fine after a good hard squeeze.

Yep

 

[Mr. Me2]

So my tip is not flat on the top . Is this normal? It looks like it chipped

 

[P.A.M.]

I can hold my finger in the female without discomfort