Mystery Vape Message Contest

vectornectar · Apr 16, 2013

I need something stronger...
You need something stronger!
We needed something stronger!
A gram a day keeps docs away!
A gram a day keeps meds away!
A gram a day keeps cancer away
Don't choke on your munchies!
The stars seem so aggressive
The trick is to keep breathing
You'll be melting in a second!
You'll be flying in a second!
Couch lock awaiting activation
Remain in an upright position!
We live in the highest grade!
4/20 all around the clock here
IT'S FOUR TWENTY ALL THE TIME!

Valheru · Apr 16, 2013

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Valheru · Apr 16, 2013

I vape 2 bowls before I vape 2 bowls, and then I vape 2 more

What's shakin', Vakin?

PAZ · Apr 16, 2013

Did you expect a witty saying?

dormouse · Apr 16, 2013

Are you into whip charming?

Look, I’m an elephant. Baraag!

UpUpandAway · Apr 16, 2013

Herbalize to superbalize.

Herbalize to revitalize.

Visualize, Realize, Herbalize

Realize, Actualize, Herbalize

Mwahahahaha!!!

olivianewtonjohn · Apr 16, 2013

If you can read this keep going

marduk · Apr 16, 2013

Hold for a nugget of wisdom...

Techn!d0n · Apr 16, 2013

Be prepaired for the Vapornator. Engage. This will only hurt for.... .01 seconds. Sit back and enjoy the flavors. You have been vapornated.

marduk · Apr 16, 2013

T minus 4:20 and counting...

Happiness is a warm bowl.

Dr. Plutonious · Apr 16, 2013

"You're already vaping again?"

lwien · Apr 16, 2013

Don't need no stinkin' smoke

"You talkin' to ME ?!?"

Herb O' Rama

Whip da balloon mah darlin'

I'm ready. Are you?

Let my vapor caress your soul

SwiftGeneration · Apr 17, 2013

I am going to try to take a slightly more philosophical approach. Hope it doesn't sound too corny, I'll add more as they come to me. If these have already been done, please let me know!

Embrace Unconventional Wisdom
Discover your inner polymath
Find Peace in The Present
Save face, embrace your vape!
Direct energy to make a change
Encourage your mind to wander
Live through your free love
Fear not change but stagnation
Love is a catalyst for health
Open your mind, embrace today
Reality is subjective to you
Live your day like a hero
Devote yourself to your cause
Earn respect, share love
Risk love for its reward
Loathe a life without strife
Strike until the Iron is Hot
Happiness is a Warm Vape
Have Faith in the Unknown
Hear voice as Sonic Poetry
Leave your Life Conquered
Live now not after

The best of luck to everyone~!

Deadshort480 · Apr 17, 2013

7398 submissions and this won?

lwien · Apr 17, 2013

Feel my whip, blow my balloon.

Blow my balloon, feel my whip.

Blow my feel, whip my balloon.

satyrday · Apr 17, 2013

Blow my feet, whip my balloon knot.

OutkastBoss · Apr 17, 2013

Vapor eyes see clearly

DeadonAcid · Apr 17, 2013

"Be excellent to each other!"

"And Death Shall Have No Dominion"

"No man is an island"

30 characters or less makes this kind of hard.

Dangus · Apr 17, 2013

Bagged and tagged

Bob Loblaw · Apr 17, 2013

Dave's not here
Aromatic Activation Achieved
Mission to Medicate Initiated
_____(insert Vape name here), for the Cannabis Connoisseur (assuming name is less than 10 characters)
Thanks for Choosing _____(insert Vape name here)
Perfect Time for the Perfect Temp
You're A Rocket Man (Woman)
Welcome Back
Never Seen A Bowl I Didn't Like
Pain Relief Imminent
Nothing Satisfies Like a _____(insert Vape name here)
What Did Ya Bring Me?
To Vape or Not to Vape?
Your Lungs Thank You
At the Beep (blink, flash, whatever) The Time will Be 4:20
Fear Is the Mind Killer
What were you saying?
Hey, did you hear that?
Buy The Ticket, Take The Ride
This is Bat Country!
Prying Open My Third Eye

vectornectar · Apr 17, 2013

reflect sector on vectornectar
reflect sector in vectornectar
reflect sector by vectornectar
reflect vector of vapornectar!
relax vector with vapornectar!
relax vector from vapornectar!
relax sector with vaporvector!
relax sector with vapornectar!
collect nectar by vaporvector!
collect nectar in vaporvector!
collect nectar of vaporvector!
collect vaporvector of nectar!
collect vaporvector in nectar!
collect vapornectar in vector!
perfect nectar by vaporvector!
purest nectar by vaporvector!
perfect nectar in vaporvector!
purest nectar in vaporvector!
sweet nectar from vaporvector!
sweet vector from vapornectar!
termination begins in 60 secs!
termination starts in 60 secs!
vaporization starts in 60 secs
vaporization begins in 60 secs
herbalization starts in 60secs
herbalization begins in 60secs
taste a bag instead of a fag!
have a bag instead of a fag!
suck a bag instead of a fag!
combustion is life-reduction!
combustion is for sheeple only
combustion is only for sheeple
combustion is life-time theft!

1_gr8_underdog · Apr 17, 2013

One idea can change the world

Riches do not come from wealth

A light heart lives long.

Outside noisy, inside empty

Time is the life of the soul.

vectornectar · Apr 17, 2013

You know Dude, you really suck
You know you really suck Dude?
Like the opposite of a flute!
Initiate auto pilot activation
Some guys only produce hot air
Don't be afraid,it won't bite!
Don't be afraid it won't bite!
Don't be afraid, it won't bite
Sometimes, I wish I was here!
Can we exchange our positions?

dormouse · Apr 17, 2013

Let’s go into the woods today.

Enchantre · Apr 17, 2013

Hey, how about the ability to name the vape? Some sort of personal message... so mine could say

"Enchantré"

More:

"Wakey Vakey"

"Rise, Vape, Shine"

"Remember: work before play"

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Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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