Fuck the Parkinson's, the Dr just gave me a reason to smoke MORE!

[Dreamerr]

FFS, I have forgotten some of the good people of this messed up thread. You out shined me MV oh well. RB and BL especially sorry for leaving you out of my diatribe. To all of the people I missed don't think you got off as I still have fingers that work for the moment and your time will come....I got my eyes on you.

 

[Vicki]

I completely fucked up my fudge, damn it!!!

I forgot the most important step, decarbing!! I could shoot myself right now.

I have the batch in the freezer to harden up so I can cut a piece or two to try.

 

[Dreamerr]

Well that really sucks vicki damn it. I wonder if there is a way to cook it and re-harden so the herb will decarb while in the fudge????????

 

[Vicki]

Well that really sucks vicki damn it. I wonder if there is a way to cook it and re-harden so the herb will decarb while in the fudge????????

No, I just fucked it up god damn it. I cooked it for extra time in the microwave, and it was boiling by the time I got done. Not sure if that will help. If not, I'm stuck with a batch of useless fudge that no one else can eat but me.

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

I wanna vape with you guys (and girls! no whips!! ) but I imagine it would end up like this:

@mvapes does in for the dab, and of course I ninja another in when he's not paying attention. 5 minutes later, we decide it was probably for the best, because now he's just staring off into space doing this over and over again:

@Stu brought the Evo, used @mvapes' glass when he was all and ended up like this:

@Buildozer, not one to be unprepared, produces exactly enough sandwiches to satiate his hunger:

@Dreamerr of course loves those low temps, but in the surrounding pressure decided to forget about how many stems she was vaping. No one told her (who would blame us?) and now she's just hanging out with @mvapes:

Someone else loaded @lwien's stem of the day... unfortunately, a small piece of stem made its way into the bowl, bringing the load size to .109g, which left him:

@momofthegoons "has everything under control" as she affixes sunglasses... indoors... in the evening...

No one's thought about @Richy because he hasn't said much... just...

@ludwig is doing okay I guess? He was telling a story about that one time he... but that's as far as he got before he couldn't remember anymore.

We thought @Vicki wouldn't mind, but she kept doing this every time we'd go into a coughing fit.

Poor @Enchantre almost spilled the bong water before running outside and asking the age-old question

 

[Buildozer]

@Quetzalcoatl, So now I'm a Sandwich Dr.? Prescribing Sandwiches to space cases?
I think I like the sound of that.. Sandwich Doctor... Yeah, let me know if you are getting too high and Ill tell you how many cheese steaks you need. LOL

 

[mvapes]

I completely fucked up my fudge, damn it!!!

I forgot the most important step, decarbing!! I could shoot myself right now.

I have the batch in the freezer to harden up so I can cut a piece or two to try.

Fudge fucking is illegal in 9 states

 

[Vicki]

LOL Q! @mvapes I'm making a new batch as soon as I get home!!! I ate 4 big pieces before I left for errands. I'll know soon if anything happens.

 

[Buildozer]

I have always been leery of putting herb in the microwave.. Too many mixed reviews and, inconsistent info for me to trust.
Hopefully it works out @Vicki, I'm thinking the fudge and peanut butter could have helped buy some time before your herb got over done??

 

[Bob Loblaw]

FFS, I have forgotten some of the good people of this messed up thread. You out shined me MV oh well. RB and BL especially sorry for leaving you out of my diatribe. To all of the people I missed don't think you got off as I still have fingers that work for the moment and your time will come....I got my eyes on you.

no sweat, @Dreamerr , but you must be punished!
just when you thought it was safe!
p.s. is dorkus related?

and much love to all of you!

 

[mvapes]

OMG - I forgot lady @Enchantre - this thread would be nothing without your cleavage!

 

[Dreamerr]

@Bob Loblaw and punished I was

Now you are banished to the corner with mom until you are released and a letter has been sent to your wife telling her what you watch on youtube. Can't you watch fake porn like the rest of the guys geez.

 

[Buildozer]

@mvapes, that "you had me at hello" scene, had me cracking up.. Picturing you and dorkus running that dialogue.. hahahaaha that shit's too much... And @Dreamerr your post earlier was the shit! That was a fun read..

 

[lwien]

Can't you watch fake porn like the rest of the guys geez

Fake porn? You mean like Hentai and Manga porn?

 

[Bob Loblaw]

@Bob Loblaw and punished I was

Now you are banished to the corner with mom until you are released and a letter has been sent to your wife telling her what you watch on youtube. Can't you watch fake porn like the rest of the guys geez.

would you believe she found it and emailed it to me this morning, requesting i post and tag @dorkus_molorkus ?

i, like dorkus, am a very lucky man

glad ur back!

 

[mvapes]

I can't wait to continue the name list - I was wondering if I should include the less than liked few.

I guess in the holiday spirit i'll keep it kid friendly.

And everyone here knows, by holiday season I mean Kwanza.

 

[Snappo]

To all our beautiful FC ladies, your wish is my command! But first ...

Oh, Dreamrr, how I dream of those lips!!!

 

[Dreamerr]

@Snappo I am putting them right on those frog lips of yours

@mvapes love the hat . I bet that one was cheaper then the ones you can get in the "special" stores.

 

[Snappo]

Your wish is my command, my princess!

 

[Bob Loblaw]

Your wish is my command, my princess!

be careful!!

In the tale, a spoiled princess reluctantly befriends a frog (possibly meeting him after dropping a gold ball into his pond), who magically transforms into a handsome prince. Although in modern versions the transformation is invariably triggered by the princess kissing the frog, in the original Grimm version of the story the frog's spell was broken when the princess threw it against a wall in disgust.

 

[Snappo]

be careful!!

In the tale, a spoiled princess reluctantly befriends a frog (possibly meeting him after dropping a gold ball into his pond), who magically transforms into a handsome prince. Although in modern versions the transformation is invariably triggered by the princess kissing the frog, in the original Grimm version of the story the frog's spell was broken when the princess threw it against a wall in disgust.

Thanks for the caveat, Bob, but I will trust in Dreamerr's gentle touch and rainbow lips to keep me safe from harm - especially after she's vaped.

 

[mvapes]

Your wish is my command, my princess!

That's exactly how I caught Parkinson's.

 

[Snappo]

Your wish is my command, my princess!

That's exactly how I caught Parkinson's.

For Dreamrr I'll risk it!

 

[Vicki]

Well, it's been almost 2 hours and.....

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

Alright, had to get some errands out of the way, have some time to kill before I have to go to class...

@Bob Loblaw shows up fashionably late, and already barely-functioning. 10 seconds into sitting down he's already dabbing something. He proceeds to have a religious experience with the wallpaper.

@Havelock Vetenari follows in stride, before removing his sunglasses. Good man, I think.

We told @Snappo that it was an "adults" party, but he just loves getting punchlines in... He's talking about vape whips, of course

Sure we might be jealous that @t-dub is holding like a quap at any given moment but that didn't mean he couldn't make it! Needless to say, the only part of him that made it was the physical.

I would also like to thank @Tweek, who gave the carpet special attention for some odd reason.

But now that I think of it, I guess I'm the @RUDE BOY because I forgot to mention someone! Luckily, our networking is such that when there's a party, everyone knows. His vapey senses tingled... I don't know why they call him that, when I said he could come in and the waft of vapor hit him, he got a funny look on his face?

It's kinda sad but @mvapes forgot that @deadheadbill was in the trunk... awkward

Needless to say, the neighbors weren't impressed.

befriends a frog (possibly meeting him after dropping a gold ball into his pond)

Of course it's after the frog gets some currency...