Win a Free Ascent by DaVinci- Haiku Contest!

[Tweek]

Crunchy pickles yum
I kick back with my ascent
watch a movie chill

 

[Shrike]

Two ways to inhale
Glass on glass the vapor trail
We wait to Ascend

 

[nopartofme]

Men harnessing fire
Gained flight long before Wright, but…
Better mousetrap time

 

[V8pire]

I lay here in bed
Am I dreaming or awake
Your vapor haunts me

Like Christmas morning
Footed slippers like a kid
Please be the ascent

Cant wait for couch lock
Permagrin and squinty eyes
I cant feel my legs

Dont lie who is she
Shes Just my vaporizer
I changed the locks out

Haiku winner here
I want to take you home now
No need for suspense

Shes got the vapors
Must of been from the ascent
Lord shes mystified

Hello my master
You push all the right buttons
Now taste my nectar

 

[KC]

Glass on glass goes green
Ascent within the bloodstream
You can vape fo(u)r hours!



Forty-five seconds
Until Ascent fills the room
It is worth the wait.



Dial up the temp
And taste a bit of heaven
Ascent is a dream.



It's a work of art
by a master we all know -
Ascent by DaVinci.



The glass path is real
but don't worry if you're stoned,
this one's made to last.


DaVinci is king
of the vaporizer game -
now where is the Ascent?

 

[V8pire]

rock vapor scissors
with ascent vapor beats all
best of three, no point

set temperature
the solid phase to gas phase
vaporization

 

[lwien]

Eggs and sausages
Chocolate cookies and milk
Vapor and Ascent

 

[treeman]

On May the 15th
Released the Ascent will be
. . .

I just about shit

 

[lwien]

Vapor on the go
Vape flowers or oil or wax
DaVinci's Ascent

DaVinci's Ascent
Pretty skins galore
Digital display and more

 

[bluemonkey]

Ascend through the clouds,
To a glass on glass plateau,
Where we all breathe free



Glass to glass so fast,
Forty-five until ill fly,
The ascent has come,




Glass to glass so fast,
Forty-five until I'm high,
Ascent, do or die,

 

[lwien]

Carbon fiber skins
Crocodile skins and more
Ascent shapeshifter

 

[placetime]

Assent, you are sane--
Said Emily Dickinson.
Ascent for madness!

 

[1_gr8_underdog]

The date is now set
The Ascent we all covet
F.C. Rejoices

 

[Vitolo]

Gold ABV glows
There are no longer green hues
DaVinci Ascent

 

[Herbal Ant]

Oh my dear Ascent
Why do you look so sexy
In Burl wood and Croc

 

[green2brown]

I start my Ascent
Through an aerial ocean
When green turns to brown

 

[rufus]

---embrace the future---
with technological heat
---time to vaporize---

 

[Pickz]

Buy the DaVinci
Ascend to the next level
Live in Nirvana

 

[Vapinghole]

Me, I'm a stoner
Ascent gives me a boner
Vape while a roamer

 

[SwiftGeneration]

easy decision
anticipate ascension
elevate yourself

slim, sleek, and sexy
the da vincis hot sister
she'll blow you away

 

[MidwestBeast]

I spend all my time
In a cloudy state of mind
Please Ascent be mine

The release is near
Its ahead by a light year
Go ahead and cheer

Is it real or true
Free Ascent for a haiku
YABBADABBADOO!!!!!

 

[Reflections]

A Brilliant Design
Its Da Vinci Style
Genius Glass on Glass

 

[deadheadbill]

I need an Ascent
Loose leaf and hash oil oh my
Arrgh, I must buy one.

 

[placetime]

The Ascent makes me
Believe in the power of
Vaporization

 

[MidwestBeast]

The first of its kind
The planets must have aligned
It will blow your mind