Win a Free Ascent by DaVinci- Haiku Contest!

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MidwestBeast

recently but constantly Vaked
The world will soon see
A Vape that will change the scene
And make history

First with all glass path
Best battery life in class
Da Vinci Ascent
 
MidwestBeast,

evanaquinn

Active Member
Ok once more.

Ascending power
For your oil or flower
Da Vinci Ascent

Four hour power
For your oil or flower
Da Vinci ascent
 
evanaquinn,

V8pire

The Vape Is The Life!
Holy smokes batman
What is that in your pocket
The ascent robin

The new vapor keep
Go get yours while supplies last
Act now and get high

Will you marry me
What about your girl ascent
Sorry never mind

Viva la ascent
A new vaporizer born
Life forever changed

Simple to use vape
All the features and then some
Advanced portable

The king of vapor
One vaporizer leads all
Man takes the ascent

Cutting edge design
Taste that you only dreamt of
Now take the ascent
 
V8pire,

green2brown

Well-Known Member
I am way too broke
So, Da Vinci, please help me
With a free Ascent

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First there was the wheel.
Then there was the internet.
Now there's the Ascent.

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Describe perfection.
Is it black? Or wood? Or croc?
Any way, it's glass.

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"Siri won't respond."
"Yeah, that's not an iPhone, dude.
That beauty's my vape."
 

Reflections

Well-Known Member
magnificently
created glass on glass path
Da Vinci Ascent

Finally it's here
carefully groomed sticky buds
lips upon Ascent
 
Reflections,

KC

feet on the ground, head in the sky
Perfectly ascend
to the point of no return,
this vape is the best.



Beauty, strength and stealth
make such a pretty package;
Ascent is a dream.



(can't edit my previous post for some reason, so I'm resubmitting the haiku below with a corrected third line - now 5 syllables instead of 6)

It's a work of art
by a master we all know -
DaVinci's Ascent.
 
KC,

V8pire

The Vape Is The Life!
the morning coffee
wake and vape with the ascent
bacon croissan'wich
 
V8pire,

V8pire

The Vape Is The Life!
pocket meet ascent
you go wherever i go
your my new best friend

whats that you got there
its my electric shaver
move it along sir

just call me the dude
no need to get aggressive
here have a ascent

let it be written
ascent is finally here
time for the future

the bible tells me
gave every plant bearing seed
ascent extracts food

coughing days over
velvet smooth vapor through glass
taste the difference

pocket glass on glass
davinci's next masterpiece
advanced portable
 
V8pire,

V8pire

The Vape Is The Life!
I take the ascent
fly higher than any bird
up up and away

listening blue grass
nice day sitting with my wife
missing the ascent

early bird gets worm
preorder your ascent now
enjoy your worm soon
 
V8pire,

Pickz

Vapes on vapes on vapes!
The essence of style
Redefining "portable"
Taste like nothing else
 
Pickz,

V8pire

The Vape Is The Life!
climb up to the clouds
the closest thing to heaven
ascent of my soul
 
V8pire,

green2brown

Well-Known Member
I don't always vape
But when I do vaporize,
I use the Ascent.

(From the most interesting man in the world)
 
green2brown,

Pickz

Vapes on vapes on vapes!
A cloud of vapor
Masking the vast horizon
I ascend above

Think like DaVinci
Ascend your expectations
Open a new world

A clear choice to me
If you aren't ascending
Then you're descending
 
Pickz,
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