GreenHopper
20 going on 60
Pretty much this for me, but id add that I want it to be unbreakable, quite small, and as hard hitting as a proper evo....
Fuck the laws of physics...
The evo can be used as a 1 hit wonder or a sipping session...
And handle concentrates...
So it's not too far from pleasing all the people...
Is it...????
Or a vape with a lazer heater and a nuclear fuel cell..
As long as the nuclear fuel is isolated from the air and vapor path
If we are breaking physics then I want:
- A teleporter based heating method that dematerialised the actives and re-materialises the actives into my bloodstream
- Remote control - so I can be out and about and teleport the actives right where I want em
- Powered by a Zero Point Module drawing energy from a parallel universe
- Material also pulled from a parallel universe (meh why not)