What Should I Do With My Ugly Monkey Thing?

[EveryDayAmnesiac]

Will you please tell me because I'd like to know!

 

[momofthegoons]

I think it's cool in a funky kind of way. While all the above ideas are great, except for smashing it, I think that using it for ABV would be the one I would pick.

 

[DDave]

Will you please tell me because I'd like to know!

There's a gent on FC who was really versed in modding an Arizer EQ... If he were to gut the EQ and install the innards in this cup, that would be one bad ass looking EQ!!!

 

[EveryDayAmnesiac]

There's a gent on FC who was really versed in modding an Arizer EQ... If he were to gut the EQ and install the innards in this cup, that would be one bad ass looking EQ!!!

Turn it into a vaporizer? Damn. That's going to be a tough idea to beat on THIS forum!

Awesome idea.

 

[DDave]

Turn it into a vaporizer? Damn. That's going to be a tough idea to beat on THIS forum!

Awesome idea.

Thanks!

Another thought! Stealth use of a Solo, tucked nicely inside, during an outdoor BBQ!

 

[2 Paces]

You should spank it.

This is always the correct answer for what to do with your ugly monkey thing.

 

[EveryDayAmnesiac]

Thanks!

Another thought! Stealth use of a Solo, tucked nicely inside, during an outdoor BBQ!

 

[djonkoman]

since my plants never seem to get enough water, I vote for watering plants

 

[Caligula]

Do you have explosives?

 

[EveryDayAmnesiac]

Do you have explosives?

Just my temper and my morning shits.

 

[DDave]

Do you have explosives?

I think that's one of the hidden choices in the options above that only becomes visible after your 4th Solo session of the evening!

 

[Stu]

You should spank it.

Do you have explosives?

Clearly the best 2 options by far, but not on the list? What's up with that?

 

[EveryDayAmnesiac]

Clearly the best 2 options by far, but not on the list? What's up with that?

If only I knew someone who could MODify that list...

 

[t-dub]

Touch it baby . . .

 

[Stu]

If only I knew someone who could MODify that list...

Damn... I didn't even know I could do that.

Done and done.

 

[Caligula]

They dont sell fireworks in your state? A few M80s should do it.

 

[EveryDayAmnesiac]

They dont sell fireworks in your state? A few M80s should do it.

I DO like the idea of the possibility of blowing my thumbs off in the process...

Chicks like dangerous guys, right?

 

[Caligula]

They also dig scars.

Damn... I didn't even know I could do that.


Done and done.

But I already voted!

 

[syrupy]

Be careful, that mug looks like it could release a curse or two upon its destruction.

I vote you take it on vacations, like the travel gnome.

Edit: Looks like the chamber pot is the nearest idea.

 

[SuperVixen]

I DO like the idea of the possibility of blowing my thumbs off in the process...

Chicks like dangerous guys, right?

Thumbs are important. Trust me on this!

I would plant a [edit: Xanthorrhoea] (plant) in it and make it look like a monkey with funky hair.


I wouldn't destroy him in any way, that's bad joojoo as my OH would say

Besides he has an awesome look on his face - like he knows some funny shit but he ain't telling your ass about it

Edit: sorry put the botanical name of it

SV

 

[Caligula]

I would plant a black boy (plant) in it and make it look like a monkey with funky hair

I think the elaboration was a good idea.

 

[RUDE BOY]

I DO like the idea of the possibility of blowing my thumbs off in the process...

Chicks like dangerous guys, right?

They also dig scars.

I once heard chicks like guys with fingers.

And Damn you know went to the supermarket yesterday and there was a fucking fireworks stand so we can all follow that time honored tradition of "the rockets red glare" on MLK day.

 

[EveryDayAmnesiac]

I once heard chicks like guys with fingers.

I wonder if they REALLY like guys with extra fingers?

He'd be a hell of a piano player.

 

[Breathemetal]

I'll buy it and love it forever

 

[EveryDayAmnesiac]

I'll buy it and love it forever

But what ELSE are you going to do with it?