What Should I Do With My Ugly Monkey Thing?

What should I do with my ugly monkey cup?

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lwien

lwien

Well-Known Member
EveryDayAmnesiac said:
But what ELSE are you going to do with it? :suspicious:
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Stash your semen in it and when it's half full, take it down to Miss Rudolph, the voodoo lady who can then use it to cast a hex on that ex who really did you wrong and I'm not even going to begin to tell ya the totally disgusting outcome of what that hex is gonna do.

That cup belongs to Miss Rudolph 'cause she's got this monkeys foot that she wears around her neck to keep the spirits away and has this three-legged monkey that runs all over the place. She'll be so glad to get it back that she won't even charge you for the hex.
 
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t-dub

t-dub

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lwien said:
Stash your semen in it and when it's half full, take it down to Miss Rudolph, the voodoo lady who can then use it to cast a hex on that ex who really did you wrong and I'm not even going to begin to tell ya the totally disgusting outcome of what that hex is gonna do.
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EveryDayAmnesiac

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lwien said:
Stash your semen in it and when it's half full, take it down to Miss Rudolph, the voodoo lady who can then use it to cast a hex on that ex who really did you wrong and I'm not even going to begin to tell ya the totally disgusting outcome of what that hex is gonna do.

That cup belongs to Miss Rudolph 'cause she's got this monkeys foot that she wears around her neck to keep the spirits away and has this three-legged monkey that runs all over the place. She'll be so glad to get it back that she won't even charge you for the hex.
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Learned that one from @Tweek
 
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