Weird News Stories of the Day.....

[sedentree]

Man awarded $50 million after Starbucks hot tea causes permanent disfigurement

Michael Garcia was picking up a Postmates delivery when the drink spilled in his lap, causing third-degree burns to penis, groin and inner thighs.

www.nbcnews.com

 

[sedentree]

https://www.reddit.com/r/seinfeld/s/kOzZsVOMRC

 

[florduh]

What stage of capitalism is offering loans for food?

DoorDash Partners with Klarna for Deferred Payments—in Case You Need a Loan to Pay for Your Burrito

What stage of capitalism is this?

gizmodo.com

"Yeah, they're called Chipotle Default Swaps"

 

[vapviking]

What stage of capitalism is offering loans for food?

DoorDash Partners with Klarna for Deferred Payments—in Case You Need a Loan to Pay for Your Burrito

What stage of capitalism is this?

gizmodo.com

"Yeah, they're called Chipotle Default Swaps"

Forget Visa/MC, these guys are stepping right in front of the Paycheck Loan business!

I see a burgeoning aftermarket reselling burritos, profit coming from the rate spread. Hmm...

 

[florduh]

CIA confirmed Ark of the Covenant’s existence using remote viewing, resurfaced declassified docs claim

Paging Dr. Indiana Jones.

nypost.com

Looks like we found an easy solution to our Nazi problem

 

[macbill]

Texas Republican lawmakers take aim at sex toy sales​

Texas Republicans have declared war on personal pleasure devices, filing two separate bills this legislative session aimed at regulating the sale of vibrators and dildos.

Breast Milk-Flavored Ice Cream Is Coming To Stores Soon

Frida is launching a breast milk-flavored ice cream.

www.aol.com

 

[Octavia]

Texas Republican lawmakers take aim at sex toy sales​

Texas Republicans have declared war on personal pleasure devices, filing two separate bills this legislative session aimed at regulating the sale of vibrators and dildos.

Breast Milk-Flavored Ice Cream Is Coming To Stores Soon

Frida is launching a breast milk-flavored ice cream.

www.aol.com

Was wondering how long it would take to start bringing back the Comstock laws.

 

[TigoleBitties]

Texas Republican lawmakers take aim at sex toy sales​

Texas Republicans have declared war on personal pleasure devices, filing two separate bills this legislative session aimed at regulating the sale of vibrators and dildos.

Breast Milk-Flavored Ice Cream Is Coming To Stores Soon

Frida is launching a breast milk-flavored ice cream.

www.aol.com

Why is it always the most insecure people that push agendas like this? So ignorant.

 

[macbill]

Woman faces felony for Tesla bubble gum vandalism, cops say

Police say they’ve identified and arrested the suspect who vandalized a Tesla with bubble gum at the Aventura Mall.

www.local10.com

 

[florduh]

charging someone with a felony for putting chewing gum on a car is fascism.

Morgan Wallen walks off SNL stage, returns to 'God's country'

Morgan Wallen abruptly left the "Saturday Night Live" stage and returned to "God's country," five years after he was removed from "SNL" lineup during COVID.

www.foxnews.com

This hillbilly makes a big show of walking off the SNL stage. He then posts a pic of his private jet saying how excited he was to escape NYC and get back to "God's Country" (presumably a State with high infant mortality and no minimum age for marriage).