Weird News Stories of the Day.....

[macbill]

Russian electronic weapon sparks fear across NATO as Moscow threatens GPS chaos​

Western intelligence services suspect that a top-secret Russian electronic weapon could be causing widespread disruptions to GPS technology on flights and ships across the eastern flank of NATO.

 

[macbill]

Pablo Escobar’s Invasive ‘Cocaine Hippos’ Are Now Apparently Attacking People

The Colombian government has pledged millions to culling the hippos.

www.vice.com

 

[florduh]

Bro's gonna die less than a year after getting his first job at the age of 75.

'He doesn't believe in chemotherapy!' King Charles may not use 'conventional medication'

King Charles may refuse cancer treatment

www.gbnews.com

 

[EarthworldTim]

Bro's gonna die less than a year after getting his first job at the age of 75.

'He doesn't believe in chemotherapy!' King Charles may not use 'conventional medication'

King Charles may refuse cancer treatment

www.gbnews.com

Maybe he's worried the chemo might iron out some of those inbred chromosomes.

 

[florduh]

Maybe he's worried the chemo might iron out some of those inbred chromosomes.

Bro, he should get his genes scrambled. He watched his mother reign for about 150 years and now the dude's gonna die like 8 months in.

Brits....take this shit as a sign!

 

[Radwin Bodnic]

Bro's gonna die less than a year after getting his first job at the age of 75.

'He doesn't believe in chemotherapy!' King Charles may not use 'conventional medication'

King Charles may refuse cancer treatment

www.gbnews.com

He would not be one for chemotherapy. He's always argued against it. He's a great believer in natural herbs and potions and things like that.

And England does have a medical marijuana program. Fun times ahead

 

[macbill]

Radio station baffled after 200-foot radio tower disappears without a trace: ‘Seen it all now’

A radio station is on standby after thieves removed a 200-foot radio tower in Alabama.

nypost.com

 

[florduh]

Bro's gonna die less than a year after getting his first job at the age of 75.

'He doesn't believe in chemotherapy!' King Charles may not use 'conventional medication'

King Charles may refuse cancer treatment

www.gbnews.com

Horse that led Queen's funeral procession to Windsor Castle dies

Police horse Aurora led the procession down the Long Walk as the Queen made her final journey.

www.bbc.com

 

[macbill]

Passenger booted from plane after sex toy starts buzzing in suitcase: ‘Mortified’

She aroused suspicion with this weapon of mass seduction.

nypost.com

 

[florduh]

Passenger booted from plane after sex toy starts buzzing in suitcase: ‘Mortified’

She aroused suspicion with this weapon of mass seduction.

nypost.com

"She aroused suspicion with this weapon of mass seduction"

I wish I was racist enough to be a headline writer for the Post. Seems like a dream job.

 

[macbill]

Nearly 200 bodies left to rot as Colorado couple blew funeral service cash on cars, crypto: court docs

Instead of following through on their promises to bury clients’ loved ones with dignity, Jon and Carie Hallford blew the cash on big-ticket items, the court docs allege.

nypost.com

 

[florduh]

Hillary Clinton calls Joe Biden’s age a ‘legitimate issue’

“I talked to people in the White House all the time, and you know, they know it’s an issue, but as I like to say, ‘look, it’s a legitimate issue,’” Clinton said.

nypost.com

 

[CANtalk]

Texas Lt Gov says it’s clear ‘Democratic deep state run by Obama’ taking Biden down

Texas Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick (R) pushed a conspiracy theory Friday that a Democratic “deep state” run by former President Obama is seeking to prevent President Biden from being the Democr…

thehill.com

 

[florduh]

Texas Lt Gov says it’s clear ‘Democratic deep state run by Obama’ taking Biden down

Texas Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick (R) pushed a conspiracy theory Friday that a Democratic “deep state” run by former President Obama is seeking to prevent President Biden from being the Democr…

thehill.com

Well, I fuckin hope so. Few people are more responsible for this mess than the O'Bungler. He convinced Biden not to run in 2016 (when his brain still worked and would've easily won). Then he engineered Joe's triumph in the 2020 primary to stop Bernie Sanders.

If this truly is The Most Important Election of Our Lifetimes™ Part III, it would be nice if the Democrats started acting like it

 

[florduh]

So glad we give like the dumbest 5% of every high school graduating class a gun and a badge and set them loose on the streets.

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1757500612143407501

 

[florduh]

Nearly 1 in 5 Believe Taylor Swift Election Conspiracy Theory | Monmouth University Polling Institute

But 2 in 3 Americans approve of the singer encouraging voter turnout

www.monmouth.edu

Just under half (46%) of the American public has heard something about Swift being part of a supposed covert government effort to help Biden win the 2024 presidential election. Just under 1 in 5 Americans (18%) believe such a conspiracy involving Swift exists. Fully 71% of those who believe this identify with or lean toward the Republican Party and 83% indicate they are likely to support Donald Trump in the fall.

Very proud to be among the elite, 6% of Democrats who believe Taylor Swift is a CIA PsyOp to re-elect Joseph Robinette Biden (it's called smart politics).

 

[Grass Yes]

Nearly 1 in 5 Believe Taylor Swift Election Conspiracy Theory | Monmouth University Polling Institute

But 2 in 3 Americans approve of the singer encouraging voter turnout

www.monmouth.edu

Very proud to be among the elite, 6% of Democrats who believe Taylor Swift is a CIA PsyOp to re-elect Joseph Robinette Biden (it's called smart politics).

I can't imagine a Democratic party that well organized to run any conspiracy successfully. Also probably would just be easier to just take over the state legislatures and gerrymander.

 

[florduh]

Also probably would just be easier to just take over the state legislatures and gerrymander.

They can't even do that! Andrew Cuomo gerrymandered New York in favor of the Republicans. It's almost certainly the only reason they have a slim majority in the House of Representatives.

I can't imagine a Democratic party that well organized to run any conspiracy successfully.

LOL, that's what I told my Fox News dad. You want me to believe the Democrats were competent enough to steal the 2020 election in such a perfect way that it can never be remotely proven in any court of law? These people pulled off the perfect crime?

It's so fucking funny that there are people who bought that bullshit so hard that they're sitting in Federal prison right now.

 

[florduh]

Congrats to New York on finding a governor who's somehow even dumber than Cuomo

i24NEWS

www.i24news.tv

"If Canada someday ever attacked Buffalo, I'm sorry, my friends, there would be no Canada the next day," Hochul said in a portion of her speech on Thursday at an event for the United Jewish Appeal-Federation of New York.

Having lived through 9/11, I know that if Canadian terrorists attacked America, Canada would suffer absolutely zero consequences. Instead, we'd invade some other, poor country, spend 20 years killing tens of thousands of civilians, then finally retreat having to admit our trillion dollar per year military has lost yet another war.

Also, during those 20 years every US President would travel to Ottawa to blow the Canadian PM.

 

[macbill]

Mother of 2 drowns handcuffed in patrol car after rookie deputy crashes into river

An investigation determined Deputy RJ Leonard was likely shouting the word "water" as he drowned. We'll probably never know Tabitha Smith's last words.

lawandcrime.com

 

[florduh]

Mother of 2 drowns handcuffed in patrol car after rookie deputy crashes into river

An investigation determined Deputy RJ Leonard was likely shouting the word "water" as he drowned. We'll probably never know Tabitha Smith's last words.

lawandcrime.com

I am calling for the total and complete shutdown of Sherrif's Departments in the United States of America until we can figure out what the hell is going on.

 

[macbill]

Boeing Does it AGAIN

Passenger captures shocking video of ‘wing coming apart’ on United flight making emergency landing

A passenger on a United Airlines flight from San Francisco to Boston captured shocking video of the “wing coming apart” while the plane was making an emergency landing in Denver.

nypost.com

 

[macbill]

US agents fooled a yakuza boss into giving them weapons-grade plutonium he thought would be sold to Iran: court docs

Takeshi Ebisawa was charged with illegally trafficking nuclear material after a sting operation, prosecutors say.

www.businessinsider.com

 

[Pukka]

US agents fooled a yakuza boss into giving them weapons-grade plutonium he thought would be sold to Iran: court docs

Takeshi Ebisawa was charged with illegally trafficking nuclear material after a sting operation, prosecutors say.

www.businessinsider.com

The plot of this is actually part of the game plot for Sega's "Yakuza: like a dragon - infinite wealth" for the PS4 which came out within the month.

 

[macbill]

EDIT: Fake News. Shrike set me straight

Cinderella Castle at the Magic Kingdom in Florida burnt to the ground.