Weird News Stories of the Day.....

[macbill]

4 passengers arrested after wild brawls on plane result in smashed window, emergency landing

A mid-air fight resulted in an internal window being smashed and 4 arrests.

nypost.com

Detroit teacher brings gun to school and drops it in hallway: report

A Detroit teacher was charged after bringing an unregistered gun to school and dropping it on the floor.William Howard brought the unsecured firearm into Cody High School in a knapsack on April 19, and the gun fell out and onto the floor in a hallway, reported WJBK-TV.“I revere educators," said...

www.rawstory.com

 

[macbill]

Cult death toll hits 90 as authorities expand search; 213 still missing, Kenya Red Cross says

Police exhumed 90 bodies in Kenya where a pastor allegedly ordered his followers to starve themselves. The local Red Cross says 213 are still missing.

www.usatoday.com

 

[EarthworldTim]

Rick Ross has offered Don Lemon a job at Wingstop after he was fired from CNN: 'I'mma make sure I get you in front of the right grill, brother'

Lemon, who had worked for CNN for 17 years, wrote on Twitter that he was "stunned" by his dismissal on Monday.

news.yahoo.com

 

[macbill]

Fox News reportedly kept an 'oppo file' on Tucker Carlson to preempt him from attacking the network

UPDATE: This story has been updated to include additional comment from Fox News. Fox News is in possession of potentially damaging information about Tucker Carlson in a dossier its executives compiled in case the conservative cable host ever sought to attack the network, Rolling Stone...

www.rawstory.com

 

[florduh]

Fox News reportedly kept an 'oppo file' on Tucker Carlson to preempt him from attacking the network

UPDATE: This story has been updated to include additional comment from Fox News. Fox News is in possession of potentially damaging information about Tucker Carlson in a dossier its executives compiled in case the conservative cable host ever sought to attack the network, Rolling Stone...

www.rawstory.com

How happy are the Succession producers this week? Amazing tie-in. It's like if they discovered a real mysterious island with a smoke monster when the final season of Lost was airing.

 

[macbill]

Illinois man shoots leaf-blowing neighbor in the head during argument

An Illinois man was charged with murder after fatally shooting his neighbor during an argument.Ettore Lacchei, 79, allegedly approached William Martys, 59, as he cleaned his yard the evening of April 12 with a leaf blower, and the two men got into an argument before the older man took out a gun...

www.rawstory.com

 

[vapviking]

The president of South Korea singing American Pie at the White House last night

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1651418886447693824

 

[macbill]

TikTok challenge leaves teen disfigured with nearly 80% of body burned

A TikTok challenge that went horribly wrong left a 16-year-old North Carolina boy severely disfigured, with burns covering nearly 80% of his body.

nypost.com

 

[macbill]

Student charged after teacher grazed when gun discharged at West High School

Authorities are investigating after a teacher was ‘”grazed” after a firearm discharged in a classroom at West High School on Friday, according to the Knoxville Police Department.

www.wate.com

Man guilty of killing 3 teenagers after doorbell prank

“The murder of these young men was a horrendous and senseless tragedy for our community," district attorney says

www.wyff4.com

 

[florduh]

Student charged after teacher grazed when gun discharged at West High School

Authorities are investigating after a teacher was ‘”grazed” after a firearm discharged in a classroom at West High School on Friday, according to the Knoxville Police Department.

www.wate.com

Man guilty of killing 3 teenagers after doorbell prank

“The murder of these young men was a horrendous and senseless tragedy for our community," district attorney says

www.wyff4.com

Sure seems like our well regulated militia is posting L after L lately!

 

[macbill]

Desperate Texas sheriff announces $80,000 reward for shooter as 250 officers search door-to-door

At the Sunday afternoon briefing in San Jacinto County, Texas, Sheriff Greg Capers revealed they had about 250 law enforcement officials going door to door within a five-mile radius of the shooting. The incident began when 38-year-old Francisco Oropeza was shooting off his AR-15. A neighbor went...

www.rawstory.com

 

[macbill]

Giant seaweed bloom’s beaching begins, expected to worsen

Bits of the Great Atlantic Sargassum Belt – a 5,000-mile-wide seaweed bloom – have started to wash up in Florida, but we’re likely months away from peak activity, researchers said Sunday.

thehill.com

Man arrested after $3M worth of drugs shipped to restaurant

Employees of a Maine restaurant got a surprise when they opened a large wooden crate that they thought was a shipment of mugs they had recently ordered. Instead, they found a plastic tote that contained what law enforcement suspect is 14 kilograms (31 pounds) of the powerful synthetic opioid...

news.yahoo.com

 

[Cheebsy]

Watch: Hiding bear leaps from bin at US school

Principal James Marsh gets a surprise at Zela Elementary School in West Virginia.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[Madtater]

Watch: Hiding bear leaps from bin at US school

Principal James Marsh gets a surprise at Zela Elementary School in West Virginia.

www.bbc.co.uk

I would need new underwear

 

[florduh]

Northerners are soft. This is how every garbage day goes in The Free State

 

[Timps27]

500 pounds of cooked pasta was dumped along N.J. stream. It’s now a local political issue.

It is unclear if police are investigating the bizarre discovery.

www.nj.com

 

[macbill]

Pennsylvania college dropout allegedly faked abduction to avoid graduation embarrassment

A 23-year-old Pennsylvania woman allegedly concocted an elaborate abduction hoax and lied that she was pulled over by police – all to cover up the fact that she was not going to be graduating from …

nypost.com

 

[macbill]

Widow who wrote grief book after husband died charged with his murder

Kouri Richins, a Utah mom-of-three who wrote a children’s book about dealing with grief following her husband’s death, has been charged with his murder – after allegedly killing him with fentanyl.…

nypost.com

 

[florduh]

Rep. George Santos pleads not guilty to 13 federal charges, decries "witch hunt"

The embattled congressman turned himself in around 9 a.m. Wednesday at federal court in Central Islip.

www.cbsnews.com

The WOKE Joe Brandon FBI is going after my favorite politician for being too fabulous. Mere days before Pride Month too.

So he took Republican donor money and spent it on designer clothes. Who gives a shit? Give him a medal.

This isn't just homophobic. It's antisemitic to boot.

 

[macbill]

Snowboarder Trevor Jacob agrees to plead guilty for intentional plane crash on YouTube

A YouTuber and former X Games snowboarder has agreed to plead guilty to a federal charge after he intentionally crashed a plane on camera in a bid to up his follower count, prosecutors announced. T…

www.nydailynews.com

 

[CANtalk]

Louisiana police find woman's body in walk-in freezer at Arby's restaurant

Investigators with the New Iberia Police Department said a female victim was found in a walk-in freezer at an Arby's restaurant in New Iberia, Louisiana.

www.foxnews.com

 

[macbill]

Texas Woman Killed By Stray Bullet While Sleeping

Bethany Mefford leaves behind three boys, all of them under the age of 7.

crooksandliars.com

 

[macbill]

Texas boy, 12, charged with murder over shooting of Sonic Drive-In employee

A 12-year-old boy and a 20-year-old man were charged with murder in the shooting of a Sonic Drive-In worker in Keene, Texas, police said.

www.cbsnews.com

 

[florduh]

Man wields AR-15 near school bus stop to protest gun laws

The man said he was protesting against Gov. Wes Moore's recently introduced gun safety measures.

www.newsweek.com

This fucking idiot is attempting to protest a new gun law in Maryland by brandishing an AR-15 at a school bus stop. Cops are refusing to do anything about it.

If there are any gun owning parents in the neighborhood.... you know what to do. We've decided as a society that we're allowed to murder anyone who is acting "threatening". This fucking dork sure looks threatening to me!

 

[Ramahs]

Pro-Life, but died anyway! Ha ha ha!

Anti-Abortion Crusader Dies In Plane Crash After Maybe Spending Cessna Budget On Failed Vote Recount

Mark Gietzen claimed he was pro-life, but died anyway

jalopnik.com

"His obituary in the Eagle is full of fawning quotes from other anti-choice politicians, who called him “the hardest-working guy I know in the pro-life movement” and “an irreplaceable figurehead.” Let’s hope so!"

Clearly, he should have spent some of that hate-money on his plane