Weird News Stories of the Day.....

[His_Highness]

Man with WWI explosive lodged in his rectum sparks bomb scare, hospital evacuation

Oh, shell no! The World War I relic measured almost 8 inches in length and more than 2 inches in girth.

nypost.com

Don't you just hate it when you run out of gerbils.....

 

[macbill]

Taliban Bans Afghan Women From University Education

The Taliban have announced the immediate CLOSURE of universities for women in Afghanistan.

crooksandliars.com

 

[macbill]

KS lawmaker behind 'In God We Trust' bill found guilty of COVID relief fraud

Michael Capps, the Christian nationalist and former Kansas legislator, was found guilty of COVID fraud and faces decades in jail.

onlysky.media

 

[macbill]

Florida man busted after trying to pick up Christmas card filled with cocaine and fentanyl at police station

A man in Florida has been arrested after police allege that he accidentally mailed drugs to a neighbor's house, according to local media reports.A package that was allegedly intended to be delivered to Ryan Hunter Bluestone was delivered to a neighbor with a similar address, police said.Inside...

www.rawstory.com

Village hold bloody grudge match tradition as they brawl on Christmas Day

Peruvians put all their grudges and resentments behind them every Christmas with a good natured – but brutal – fist-fight so they can start the new year with a clean slate

www.dailystar.co.uk

Save the Children, others suspend Afghanistan efforts after Taliban bar on female staff

KABUL (Reuters) - Three big international aid agencies including Save the Children said on Sunday they were suspending their humanitarian programmes in Afghanistan in response to the Taliban-run administration's order to stop female employees from working. The administration on Saturday ordered...

www.rawstory.com

 

[Dannyco]

Man with WWI explosive lodged in his rectum sparks bomb scare, hospital evacuation

Oh, shell no! The World War I relic measured almost 8 inches in length and more than 2 inches in girth.

nypost.com

 

[macbill]

Woman attacks hubby at airport after finding ‘indecent’ images on his phone: cops

A couple’s vacation to South Carolina was over before it began — when the woman was arrested for allegedly attacking her hubby at the airport when she found lewd images on his phone. Paula Ba…

nypost.com

 

[macbill]

Dangerous Time to be a Russian Oligarch

Russian sausage tycoon Pavel Antov dies in Indian hotel fall

Meat millionaire Pavel Antov, who recently denied criticising the war in Ukraine, had just turned 65.

www.bbc.com

 

[Madtater]

Dangerous Time to be a Russian Oligarch

Russian sausage tycoon Pavel Antov dies in Indian hotel fall

Meat millionaire Pavel Antov, who recently denied criticising the war in Ukraine, had just turned 65.

www.bbc.com

I am trying to make a joke about sausage, but i got nothing.

 

[vapviking]

I am trying to make a joke about sausage, but i got nothing.

I think "Sausage Tycoon/Meat Millionaire" is quite enough on its own!

 

[Dannyco]

"What do you do for living?"
"I'm a Sausage Tycoon"
"...?"
"They also call me Meat Millionaire"

 

[Madtater]

I wonder if his name was Abe Froeman.

 

[macbill]

Single men stink more than married ones — and women can smell it: study

Women have the ability to sniff out married men among the bachelors, according to a study published in the Frontiers in Psychology medical journal.

nypost.com

 

[CANtalk]

 

[florduh]

Rare W for PETA. BJ's and Burgers. Two of life's greatest pleasures.

 

[CANtalk]

Greta Thunberg goes after a troll and it quickly becomes one of the most liked tweets ever. Memes galore already.

Goes next level.

Greta Thunberg sends pointed pizza tweet after Andrew Tate arrest

The climate activist used Twitter to mock the controversial influencer following his arrest in Romania.

www.newsweek.com

And stuff like this is now trending.
https://www.reddit.com/r/clevercomebacks/comments/zyv3cd

 

[macbill]

Snakes on Holiday

 

[florduh]

 

[macbill]

Moorish Americans Again Claim to Represent Morocco in Court Case

A court case on Friday turned into a spectacle as the group’s members waved the Moroccan flag in the courtroom and defendants refused to cooperate.

www.moroccoworldnews.com

 

[Timps27]

Mexican authorities uncover human skulls in package headed for US

Four human skulls were discovered inside a package at a Mexican airport that was due to be sent by courier to the United States, local authorities said on Friday.

nypost.com

8 heads in a duffel bag? Er…

 

[macbill]

Working While Black

Georgia tire store employee shot to death after car owner mistakes him for auto thief

An employee of a Georgia tire shop was shot to death over the weekend after a customer mistook him for a car thief. WSB-TV reported that DeKalb County Police had arrested Quadarius McDowell, 30, on murder charges. DeKalb County detectives said McDowell took his car to Tires Plus on...

www.rawstory.com

 

[Madtater]

Working While Black

Georgia tire store employee shot to death after car owner mistakes him for auto thief

An employee of a Georgia tire shop was shot to death over the weekend after a customer mistook him for a car thief. WSB-TV reported that DeKalb County Police had arrested Quadarius McDowell, 30, on murder charges. DeKalb County detectives said McDowell took his car to Tires Plus on...

www.rawstory.com

Whomever did that should spend the rest of their lives in jail. That idiot gives us lawful gun owners a bad name.

God…i freaking hate assholes like that.

 

[Ramahs]

That's terrible, but there has to have been more to it than that.
I mean, he gave the tire place his keys, so he knew that they would be driving his car across the parking lot from the start. I feel like there must be more to why he murdered this guy. But we'll never know.

 

[florduh]

The entire State of Georgia is now a PvP zone.

From January 1, Concealed Carry of Guns Will Be Legal in Georgia Without a Permit – Constitutional Carry Becomes Law | Toby Hazlewood | NewsBreak Original

Some restrictions will still apply to gun owners though. On Sunday January 1, so-called constitutional carry laws come fully into effect in Georgia. These will mean that concealed carry of handguns becomes legal in the Peach State.

original.newsbreak.com

Amazingly, FL is a bit behind GA.

Floridians could soon carry guns without permit or training

KISSIMMEE — Don’t Be a Sitting Duck is in the business of teaching Floridians how to safely carry a concealed handgun.

www.flcourier.com

That's good. I was just saying, out of all the issues in Floriduh, the fact we don't shoot each other enough has gotta be in the Top 3.

House GOP removes metal detectors 3 days before anniversary of Capitol riot

Some Republicans have vocally opposed the added security.

www.axios.com

New PvP Zone Unlocked: The House Floor.

 

[macbill]

Colorado ex-funeral directors jailed for selling body parts

A mother and her daughter dismembered hundreds of corpses without consent, prosecutors in Colorado say.

www.bbc.com

 

[Knewt]

Colorado ex-funeral directors jailed for selling body parts

A mother and her daughter dismembered hundreds of corpses without consent, prosecutors in Colorado say.

www.bbc.com

I had an aunt that died in Montrose, CO during that time period, makes me wonder.