has anybody used this successfully? I have a buddy who swears by it and I have a test tomorrow morning so I bought one.
I'm planning on wearing compression shorts to bed with the synthetic urine bottle inside and then doing the same thing (with a fresh pair of shorts) tomorrow and possibly putting the heating pad on an hour or two before the test.
Any thoughts or success stories?
Ok, I have used Quik Fix before, with success.
Your method does not sound bad. But that would be super uncomfortable for sleeping IMO.
I also don't have compression shorts.
So, this is what I did, I heated it up in the microwave for about 10 seconds. Lid off.
The time I did not have access to the microwave, I stopped at a fast food establishment on the way there and went to the bathroom, ran really fucking hot water over the pill bottle I had the urine in, until it felt "warm" Don't let water get in it though if you have to do this! Will dilute.
Then, and not to be ,crude or crass, but it's simply easier to describe, stuff the bottle/container right where your leg meets your crotch, and make sure your nuts can cover it. Maybe I just have huge nuts
but thats the warmest part you can put it, then wearing boxer briefs, hike those bad boys up. Boy, it will be uncomfortable, make sure you take a legit leak before you do this, because once your situated and all locked in, you don't want to have to loosen up to much. Then I would tuck the bottom of my boxer briefs underneath the container, making a pocket essentially, between my leg, my nuts, and the bottom of my briefs.
If you have a heating pad, rubber band it after microwaving or heating it up. I would definitely suggest that. But if not, this method has kept piss to temp for me. If you do have a heating pad, I preferred it to be on the side of my briefs. Else would burn leg/nuts.
Now, just depends on your test. If its just a standard piss test, that is not being lab tested, for instance I used to work security which is where I implemented this a lot, you will abolutely 100% be fine if it is up to temp. They aren't testing it for proper stuff. Just want to see if it bubbles when shook, looks like pee, and is up to temp. And clean. The synthetic urine I used a few years back, worked 100 percent on these tests.
I would still recommend maybe practcing with water prior, just so you have know how it will feel having piss hiked up your shorts. I doubt they will watch you when you take the test, so you can literally just pull it out and dump it in.
Now, I work a job where when I get tested, they ship that off to a lab to check for proper levels of certain metabolites and things like that. I have the most updated version of Quik Fix, and while I've been fortunate in not having to to use it, there were forum reports I read in July 2015 that had the same batch # as mine, that said they passed for lab tests. So, you'll just have to take their word for it, but I was pretty confident wearing mine for the 6 weeks out of town on site.
That being said, if you have to wear it a prolonged period of time, get a leg strap. My leg hair got a little raw, but much easier in general and less stress.
Also, it may not be the most updated version anymore, as I hadn't had to worry about it recently. I bought mine in August 2015 though.
Hope this helped!