I like cannabis because right in the moment it puts me in the spot where I don't need to hold back and can honestly say: Wait!? What? Huh? What is going on here? What is a Screwball? Naming a mascot? This is simply a Willy. But be aware of his parent material, Sir Rubin McMineral, the glass-eyed former general, and of course his beloved wife, the "titanium Lady", as she was called by the villagers, who raised their little Wilhelm under a lot of pressure. And there you have it, the reason our little Willy is strictly out to chill now.