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macbill

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World's First Lap Dance Pants, Intelligently Designed for the BEST LAP DANCES OF YOUR LIFE!
  • Every Feature Intelligently Designed To Deliver The Best Lap Dance Of Your Life! For The Cost Of Only 3 Dances, These Will Give You A Whole New Level Of Pleasure!
  • Exclusive Fabric Blend Engineered To Create The Magic Known As "Invisa-lube" ..More Slick Than Silicone, Without The Mess!
  • Thin Soft Hidden Waterproof Layer Ensures Nothing Passes Between You & Dancer. These Are The Only Pants With No Seam On Front!
  • All Pockets Are Perfectly Positioned On Sides Of Pants For Easy Access While Sitting... Plus Never Again Will You or Your Dancer Sit On Keys or Phone. These Lap Dance Pants Are Smart & Feel Amazing! 100% Guaranteed!!
  • Top Pockets Have Easy Access Opening & Lower Pockets Have Secure Zipper To Ensure You Never Lose Keys Or Phone Again!!
 

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