Didn't know which thread to post this in.... the Products Hmmmm thread or the F___ Y__ Thread. Both are very applicable. Everyone should get to see it and get a laugh out of it. So, posting to both places!
A sad story of boredom that lead to a shocking discovery!
DDave, stuck in Target... wifey doing some last minute holiday shopping.
DDave gets very bored! Went to the letters isle, but they were sold out!
So, no luck there, DDave joins wifey in of all places.... THE MAKEUP ISLE!
(Yeah, almost broke out the VapCap to deal with the nausea!)
So anyhow, my eyes start to wander.... uh, no... Not .... Remember, am hanging with wifey. No need to cause to happen!
So those orange clearance tags at Target always make me laugh! Very few are actual savings. Once I found one that was a penny off the price! Wish I had snapped a pic of that one!
So I found this. Actually looked promising. Maybe a stocking stuffer for one of the ladies of the house?
Nice box! Kind of christmassy all by itself.
An actual discount.... DaYuM! Almost $4 off!
My curiosity is peaked!
This required further investigation!
Would it be a great Xmas Gift Deal discovered? Eh, only continuing on reading this post will tell!
So, when no one was around I open the package (and I don't know why I give a cr@p about anyone in Target seeing me opening a package. Not like I'm in the food isle munching for free on some unhealthy delicacy.)
So here goes.....
So, there I was... staring down infinity to the bottom of that already small box. I yelled, so the little guy could hear me.... "Hello down there".... my voice echoed for a while.. then nothing... hmmmm
Still, I had to know why this, now smaller container, was worth $8 something.... There had to be a reason!
So, again looking around, as if I was breaking some commandment too close to Xmas for Santa not to notice, I rescued that little guy from the bottom of the box. I had to know what was in there!
So let's get to it...
I actually opened the container at this point, numb with shock I didn't care who saw... The makeup wasn't dry or old or condensed from age... it was a few drops in quantity on purpose!!!
Seriously!
Now remember where I'm at!
How the hell does Target think it's going to sell a few drops of makeup to anyone for $12?
I got home, still numb and in shock.... turned to the wifey.... Oh cr@p!
Ran back to Target and picked up a not-so-happywifey. Damn, almost escaped "the talk" this year!
Fine, that last part was put in for humor's sake! Someone out there was so blazed, they laughed! I just know it!
Didn't know which thread to post this in.... the Products Hmmmm thread or the F___ Y__ Thread. Both are very applicable. ......So, posting to both places!