Name the Biggest Lie We Hear

[CarolKing]

I will start with one that my friends used to tell back in the day. "I'm on the pill". Or a man, "I've had a vasectomy. " "Honey do I look fat in this dress?" Usually if you have to ask, yes you do.

 

[EveryDayAmnesiac]

Well, Ms. King, I'm going to respond to your thread, despite the fact it's eerily similar to one I started myself:

http://fuckcombustion.com/threads/your-most-favorite-untrue-myth.14782/

The biggest lie I've heard is one that I've told myself - that I have a Ph.D.

A Pretty Huge Dick.

My apologies to @Seren

 

[Skeena]

That cannabis is a gateway drug.

 

[CarolKing]

From the Pharmaceutical companies take this pill. It will make you feel better. In tiny print it tells you that it can weaken several organs in your body.

Sorry if I'm stepping in on your territory @EveryDayAmnesiac. Lies are different than myths IMO. These are out right lies.

 

[EveryDayAmnesiac]

From the Pharmaceutical companies take this pill. It will make you feel better. In tiny print it tells you that it can weaken several organs in your body.

Sorry if I'm stepping in on your territory @EveryDayAmnesiac. Lies are different than myths IMO. These are out right lies.

Well, my lies end up turning into myths.

 

[CarolKing]

Myth: A widely held but false belief or idea. An invented story. A false collection of beliefs.

Example - Some people may think the books of the Bible are a myth.

A lie the credit card companies want you to charge up your card and pay just the minimum on it. They make you believe that you will be able to pay it off some day. In tiny print you are paying 20% interest rate. it will be paid off never in some cases.

 

[EveryDayAmnesiac]

Yeah, I see the difference. But I don't find it distinctive.

I'm drunk and ready to pick a "fight," so please don't tak it personally.

I think the books of the Bible are a lie, not a myth.

I do look forward to what this thread has to offer.

 

[GrilledGoat]

"It's for the children!" aka it's going to reduce your liberties.

 

[Vicki]

You ask someone how they are, and they reply: "I'm fine."

 

[lwien]

"If you keep doing that, your face is going to get stuck like that !!"
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[t-dub]

"If you like your doctor you can keep your doctor" "If you like your plan you can keep your plan."

 

[lwien]

"You HAVE to color inside the lines."

 

[Crohnie]

1. I promise I won't come in your check.
2. My mouth is in the mail.

 

[CarolKing]

Everybody needs to buy a house. The American Dream.

 

[Crohnie]

If you don't want to get married, there's something wrong with you.

 

[DDave]

Biggest F-Ing Lie I was ever told.... "Wear these glasses, they will make your eyes better!"

 

[Crohnie]

"I have read and agree to the terms of use."

 

[Snappo]

"I love you"

 

[Crohnie]

"The doctor will be with you in a couple of minutes."

 

[Snappo]

"This call is being recorder for quality assurance purposes".

 

[lwien]

"Here's my phone number."

 

[Snappo]

"Here's my phone number."

"I'll call you".

 

[Buildozer]

It's not you, it's me..

 

[lwien]

"Fair and Balanced"

 

[Crohnie]

"I do."