Mystery Vape Message Contest

[Stu]

Hello Cleveland!

 

[mvapes]

Pack me gently, suck me dry.

Are you at the massage parlor?

 

[EveryDayAmnesiac]

Good morning, Dave.

My mind is going, Dave...

Im afraid I cant do that, Dave

We're thinking along the same lines...

 

[mvapes]

Don't drop me, you read the warranty!

 

[Stu]

veni, vidi, vici

 

[mvapes]

Your wife is going to kill you when she finds out you bought me!

Somebody's gotta a case of the Mondays!

 

[nopartofme]

I blink, therefore I am.

 

[mvapes]

Hey, How about a mint fella?

 

[lwien]

Magic Flight's been awful quiet lately. Maybe they're breaking tradition and coming out with an ultra high end vape, eh? Either that, or they are merging with another company to introduce something revolutionary.....possibly a desktop.

 

[Tweek]

Prepare for flavor country

 

[RUDE BOY]

Is it rollin' Bob ?

OHNONOTHIMAGAIN

 

[Snowlock]

"HEY, Listen! You can vape herbs with this."

"O Captain! My Captain!"

"Edison would have stolen this patent"

"Actions become your habits"

 

[Buildozer]

"Whoa.. How Long Was I Out For?"
"No Smoking Zone"
"Momma Said Vape You Out"
"Help Me, Vape You"
"I Bet I Can Beat You"
"Smart Choice"
"I Wish I Was You"
"Vape Break!"

 

[lwien]

Live Long and Prosper

Where magic and love collide

Genius + Soul = Jazz

Spirit chasing dream catcher

 

[Hoops]

"May the force be with you"
"Aloha"
"I Love Lamp"
"You had me at Hello"

 

[mvapes]

60% of the time it works everytime!

You complete me...

Hold me, im lonely!

Hi Ho Silver!

Welcome to Wally World.

Up Up and away!

 

[DreamTime]

"Sweet dreams baby"

 

[EveryDayAmnesiac]

You have a massive erection.

 

[Hoops]

"I'll Be Back"
"Go ahead, Make my Day"
"Are you talking to me?"
"Hakuna Matata"

 

[Stu]

Engage!

 

[lwien]

Love is always open arms.

 

[bluemonkey]

"INSERT COIN"

inhale, exhale, puff,puff,pass

"Reply hazy, try again"

Mom, the meatloaf! F**K

out of my mind, back in 5

what you think you become

don't believe your own hype

happy for no reason

i doubt, therefore i might be

are you gonna pass this?

If your not first your last!

you are not your brain

"Outlook good"

 

[VaPeD&CoNfUsEd]

"Buckle up for safety"

"Engage hyperdrive"

"Beam me up Scotty"

"One small step for man"

"let's get it on"

"here comes the boom"

"prepare for takeoff"

"let go, let vape"

 

[nopartofme]

Quantum Connection Established

 

[lwien]

"You will be assimilated."

"Resistance is futile."