Mystery Vape Message Contest

[vtac]

Hint on the mystery vape's identity: Surprisingly it has not been spotted on fc yet. You'll have to track it down in the wild.

 

[EveryDayAmnesiac]

I am the walrus.

The Dude Abides.

You human paraquat!

 

[Nbajunkie]

Rise and Grind...

 

[EveryDayAmnesiac]

Now connecting to Skynet...

Thank you for not smoking.

PC Load Letter

I'm all you'll ever need.

I'm in a glass case of emotion

 

[Nbajunkie]

Just breathe..
Never left a vapor trail for long..
vapor the lung raper..

 

[way2]

Relax and enjoy the ride

Stay calm, vape on

 

[lwien]

Vapor....the final frontier

Too hip....gotta go.

 

[Slightly Medicated]

Inner Nuances Fosters Journeys
I was starting to miss you.
Welcome Back! I missed you!
Vaporize and Free The Mind
Breath in... Breath Out...
A Breath Of Fresh Vape Awaits!
Prioritize... Vaporize First!
Keep Calm and Vape On.
Social Medica Can Wait...
Next Stop, Flavor Town!

 

[lwien]

Oontz, oontz, oontz !!

Aww Jeez, Here We Go Again!

50 Shades of Vapor

Got any....grapes?

 

[Yoshi]

I believe there has been a mention of a new Arizer product? I say an Arizer vape

So, you'd like to use me?

Use, but don't abuse!

Play with vapes, not fire!

^I like that Keep Calm and Vape On one, SM

 

[EveryDayAmnesiac]

I'm ready for love!

 

[lwien]

You rang?

You, me, and the music.

 

[mvapes]

Im thinking it may be the wiz vape.

Or the MiVape, it couldn't be the ascent - too new, 3 years ago they were probably still working on the Davinci I would think.

And arizer just released the 4.0 - geez, if their coming out with another portable I need to go sell something to be ready with funds!

 

[lwien]

I'm still here. Are you?

Smoooooooch !

 

[HighlyEducatedScholar]

"Happiness dwells in the soul"- Democritus

 

[Yoshi]

Flame, I mean vape on!

Don't hate, vape.

NOW I'm turned on!

I can smell that vapor already (I hate how I had to cut this one down, even without punctuation! )

 

[lwien]

It's a fine line. Tread wisely

Some heat, some herb, smile...

 

[mvapes]

Dank you!

Kiss Me!

 

[Yoshi]

Vaping FTW!

 

[EveryDayAmnesiac]

You still smell like patchouli

Welcome to the monkey house

Next stop: Vapor City!

Look out! Behind you!

Danger! Danger!

 

[Stu]

I see stoned people.

Got Cookies?

 

[nopartofme]

Good morning, Dave.

 

[lwien]

Willie Wonka Vapa Tonka !

Dave's not here.

 

[mvapes]

All meds have left the building!

This is the way we make ABV.

In with the moist, out with the crunchy.

Really, here?

Do you thinks its safe?

Act natural, its the cops!

What's that smell?

It's about time!

This is highly irregular Dave.

 

[lwien]

Pack me gently, suck me dry.

Help! I'm trapped in here.