Making Cannabutter with Samuel L. Jackson
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rockfishtoo
Member
i need a motherfucking coffee grinder... 
gettin lifted
psychonaut
im a firm believer that hashmouf on a different forum has the best butter guide but this was great. 
Brother Brigham
King, Priest and Ruler over Israel on Earth
Say cannabutter again, I double dog dare you motherfucker!
Thanks for the post, I had a great time reading it!
Thanks for the post, I had a great time reading it!
herbgirl
cannabis aromatherapist
Great post breech!
i have an addendum to the motherfucking recipe...
If you wet and wring out your motherfucking cheesecloth with water before you start straining it won't suck up your precious motherfucking cannabutter.
or to strain, you could just use an old, very motherfucking clean tee shirt if your ass is too cheap or too high to go buy some motherfucking cheesecloth.
i have an addendum to the motherfucking recipe...
If you wet and wring out your motherfucking cheesecloth with water before you start straining it won't suck up your precious motherfucking cannabutter.
or to strain, you could just use an old, very motherfucking clean tee shirt if your ass is too cheap or too high to go buy some motherfucking cheesecloth.
breech
Well-Known Member
Tastes pretty motherfucking good. The onset of effects was pretty quick too, i was feeling great at the 45 minute mark and peaking at 90 minutes
i had a full tbsp the first night, the girlfriend came over, i thought i was tripping, and woke up naked.
felt the tbsp pretty much the rest of the day. got home from work at 3am, had half a tbsp, more manageable high. It's about 5pm and i can still feel it.
X-mas eve tomorrow, so i tossed the rest of the motherfucking cannabutter into some peanut butter and chocolate chip cookies. I made em small and whipped up about 35 of the little motherfuckers.
This way the family can enjoy 3 or 4 of these and not go overboard on the doseage. Speaking of, i just downed a single cookie to see if i can even feel that, this way i know when to cut my dad off, he would eat them all if nobody stopped him.
The cookie recipe is
1 stick Cannabutter
1 cup chocolate chips
1 cup peanut butter chips
1/2 tsp vanilla extract
1/2 tsp salt
1/2 tsp baking soda
1 1/3 cup flour
1/2 cup white sugar
1/2 cup brown sugar
1 large egg
Makes around 30-35 small cookies
bake 10-12 mins at 350 for small cookies, 375-400 for larger.
i had a full tbsp the first night, the girlfriend came over, i thought i was tripping, and woke up naked.
felt the tbsp pretty much the rest of the day. got home from work at 3am, had half a tbsp, more manageable high. It's about 5pm and i can still feel it.
X-mas eve tomorrow, so i tossed the rest of the motherfucking cannabutter into some peanut butter and chocolate chip cookies. I made em small and whipped up about 35 of the little motherfuckers.
This way the family can enjoy 3 or 4 of these and not go overboard on the doseage. Speaking of, i just downed a single cookie to see if i can even feel that, this way i know when to cut my dad off, he would eat them all if nobody stopped him.
The cookie recipe is
1 stick Cannabutter
1 cup chocolate chips
1 cup peanut butter chips
1/2 tsp vanilla extract
1/2 tsp salt
1/2 tsp baking soda
1 1/3 cup flour
1/2 cup white sugar
1/2 cup brown sugar
1 large egg
Makes around 30-35 small cookies
bake 10-12 mins at 350 for small cookies, 375-400 for larger.
breech
Well-Known Member
Nah, my dad already called and asked me to bring something, both my parents used to smoke, my dad quit and my mom developed asthma. Last year i brought over my vaporgenie, my mom couldn't hit it and my dad ended up hitting it too hard and burned the load.
Ended up having to roll a joint with some papers i found from HS in some of my old shit. Have a LB this year, i might bring that. Had a friend toss me 26grams of AVB last week for free so i figured edibles would be new and different for this year.
Ended up having to roll a joint with some papers i found from HS in some of my old shit. Have a LB this year, i might bring that. Had a friend toss me 26grams of AVB last week for free so i figured edibles would be new and different for this year.
rockfishtoo
Member
breech, your cookies look beautiful. i am curious ~ did you use AVB alone for your cannabutter?
stinkmeaner
Well-Known Member
Ice Cube trays offer a great way to divide, measure, and store Cannabutter.
saucybx
Vapetress
Really funny guide, and extremely easy. However, if you are like me and this is your first time delving into the world of edibles, make no mistake: this shit will have you motherfucking twisted and then it won't be so motherfucking hilarious. I used about 14g abv (more or less) and 1 and a half sticks of butter and simmered it only one hour, so how potent could it be right? 
I had about a tbsp on 2 slices of wheat toast at about midnight last night. By 1:15 am, I was on my knees in the living room, praying that it would stop spinning. 
I finally threw up at about 1:45 and by 2:30, was able to go to bed and sleep. My motherfucking eyeballs are still aching.
That being said, I'm happy to be part of this forum. You guys and gals teach me something and make me laugh everyday.
I had about a tbsp on 2 slices of wheat toast at about midnight last night. By 1:15 am, I was on my knees in the living room, praying that it would stop spinning. I finally threw up at about 1:45 and by 2:30, was able to go to bed and sleep. My motherfucking eyeballs are still aching.That being said, I'm happy to be part of this forum. You guys and gals teach me something and make me laugh everyday.
Hi Everyone. I have been lurking around for a little bit and find this forum to be extremely helpful and full of useful info. I have a problem and I hope you can help.
Last night the wife and I made cannabutter for the first time. The only problem that I have is that it really did not separate out in the fridge like the picture in the motherfucking guide. Any ideas of where we went wrong? I was thinking of just putting it back out on the counter for a few hours to let it warm up and see if it separates that way then put it back in the fridge. Any other ideas that I could try?
Our goal is to make dog biscuits for my sick dog who really does not want to eat. We were going to try the first batch ourselves to see how strong we made the butter. Dont want my dog so stoned that he can't stand up.
Thanks FC for your help.
I have been lurking around for a little bit and find this forum to be extremely helpful and full of useful info. I have a problem and I hope you can help.Last night the wife and I made cannabutter for the first time. The only problem that I have is that it really did not separate out in the fridge like the picture in the motherfucking guide. Any ideas of where we went wrong? I was thinking of just putting it back out on the counter for a few hours to let it warm up and see if it separates that way then put it back in the fridge. Any other ideas that I could try?
Our goal is to make dog biscuits for my sick dog who really does not want to eat. We were going to try the first batch ourselves to see how strong we made the butter. Dont want my dog so stoned that he can't stand up.
Thanks FC for your help.
Lo said:
I think I figured out what is going on. I think the bowl we used was to big so it made it very difficult to see the separation of the butter from the water. I moved it into a small bowl, warmed it up in the microwave for a short time, mixed it all up again and put it back into the fridge. I think this will work better.
Lo - Thank You for your comments about my dog. My wife is a Vet and believe it or not, there are many many discussions and some "off the books" research for using marijuana in dogs and cats as appetite stimulants. The reason that we wanted to try the butter in some cookies for ourselves first is to see how potent it is. We can then adjust the amount as needed (Lower more then likely from what I have been reading) for the dog biscuits.
Your husband and I must be alike.
My first few times smoking using a pipe made me feel like I drank a quart of whiskey. I had head spins and nausea like you would not believe. Definitely not a good time!