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macbill

Oh No! Mr macbill!!
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macbill

Oh No! Mr macbill!!
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I mowed my lawn today and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer.
The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.
My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing. and I said, "Nothing."

The reason I said "nothing" instead of saying just thinking" is because she then would have asked, 'About what?" At that point, I would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other questions.

Finally, I pondered an age-old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?

Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but how could they know? Well, after another beer and some more heavy deductive thinking. I have come up with an answer to that question. Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby and even though I obviously couldn't really know, here is the reason for my conclusion:

A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, it might be nice to have another child."
But you never hear a guy say.

"You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts.'

I rest my case. Time for another beer. Then maybe a nap.
 

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