Joke thread
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His_Highness
In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king
A Briton, a Frenchman, and a Russian are standing and staring at a portrait of Adam and Eve.
"Look at their calm, their reserve" says the Briton. "Surely they must be British!"
"Nonsense!" Replies the Frenchman. "They are beautiful. Surely they must be French!"
The Russian finally speaks, "they have no clothes, no shelter, only an apple to eat, and are being told this is paradise. They are Russian."
Wife and I have been arguing lately when she asked "Do you ever get a shooting pain like someone's got a voodoo doll of you and they're stabbing it"? I replied "No". She responded "How about now"?
"Look at their calm, their reserve" says the Briton. "Surely they must be British!"
"Nonsense!" Replies the Frenchman. "They are beautiful. Surely they must be French!"
The Russian finally speaks, "they have no clothes, no shelter, only an apple to eat, and are being told this is paradise. They are Russian."
Wife and I have been arguing lately when she asked "Do you ever get a shooting pain like someone's got a voodoo doll of you and they're stabbing it"? I replied "No". She responded "How about now"?
Not sure if he was joking but I LOL'd
vapviking
Old & In the Way
Wow.
DJT could use that material in his upcoming rallies.
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