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His_Highness

In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king
Shit, the Army has some absolute closers in their sales department!

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When my youngest was graduating from high school I got a cold call from a Navy recruiter asking to speak to my daughter. I asked what this is about and the recruiter said he wanted to talk to her about some opportunities. I said "I was in the military and I'd break her legs first". The recruiter said "Understood, have a nice day".
 

florduh

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When my youngest was graduating from high school I got a cold call from a Navy recruiter asking to speak to my daughter. I asked what this is about and the recruiter said he wanted to talk to her about some opportunities. I said "I was in the military and I'd break her legs first". The recruiter said "Understood, have a nice day".

I don't know if you've seen this but it's in the same vein...

 
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