Joke thread

[macbill]

 

[macbill]

 

[macbill]

 

[Ramahs]

 

[florduh]

 

[Ramahs]

 

[macbill]

 

[Ramahs]

Relevant, since I just got out of FC jail a couple of days ago.
I'm trying to be better, and not reply to them anymore!
C'mon, I can do this. I know I can!!!

 

[florduh]

What stage of capitalism is this?

 

[macbill]

 

[macbill]

 

[Ramahs]

Yeah, there is

 

[CANtalk]

Another no joke joke

 

[Ramahs]

 

[macbill]

 

[CANtalk]

 

[Ramahs]

 

[Nooky72]

 

[florduh]

Shit, the Army has some absolute closers in their sales department!

 

[Ramahs]

 

[florduh]

"We're short staffed because no one wants to work anymore"

 

[His_Highness]

Shit, the Army has some absolute closers in their sales department!

When my youngest was graduating from high school I got a cold call from a Navy recruiter asking to speak to my daughter. I asked what this is about and the recruiter said he wanted to talk to her about some opportunities. I said "I was in the military and I'd break her legs first". The recruiter said "Understood, have a nice day".

 

[florduh]

When my youngest was graduating from high school I got a cold call from a Navy recruiter asking to speak to my daughter. I asked what this is about and the recruiter said he wanted to talk to her about some opportunities. I said "I was in the military and I'd break her legs first". The recruiter said "Understood, have a nice day".

I don't know if you've seen this but it's in the same vein...

 

[Ramahs]

(click here if you don't get the joke)

 

[Taz German]