Joke thread

[The Stray Fox]

 

[macbill]

 

[Tranquility]

 

[Bologna]

Memes are jokes, too, no....?

 

[Ramahs]

 

[His_Highness]

Maybe he was biden his time.

 

[florduh]

 

[macbill]

 

[Bologna]

 

[Buzzbomb Almighty]

 

[kel]

I used to date a beautiful air hostess from Helsinki.

Everything was going great...






...then one day she just disappeared into Finnair!

 

[florduh]

 

[macbill]

 

[florduh]

 

[Ramahs]

 

[Bologna]

 

[Ramahs]

 

[Ramahs]

 

[florduh]

 

[kel]

please send Honey Badger Squadrons to:

House of Commons
London
SW1A 0AA

and

House of Lords
London
SW1A 0PW

Thank you in advance!

 

[macbill]

 

[His_Highness]

A research group on sea mammals captured a rather odd porpoise that had feet. After they had photographed and measured the poor thing, they prepared to set it free.

"Wait a minute," said one of the researchers, "wouldn't it be a kindness if our ship's doctor here were to amputate the feet so that it would be like other porpoises?"

"Not on your life," exclaimed the doctor. "That would be defeeting the porpoise."

 

[kel]

I heard recently that people in Dubai don't like the Flintstones...












but the people in Abu Dhabi Doooooooooooooooooo

 

[Ramahs]

 

[macbill]