Hey, way to blow the punchline, you klutz!Mr. Smith and Mrs. Jones live at the old folks' home and one day, Mrs. Jones says, "Mr. Smith, I can guess your age."
Mr. Smith, completely skeptical, says, "I doubt that, many cannot guess my correct age."
Mrs. Jones says, "If you let me reach into your pants I can tell with complete accuracy what your age is."
Mr. Smith is surprised but has nothing to lose and so he tells her to go ahead and check him out. She reaches right down his pants and feels all around down there for a minute or so, then declares, "Mr. Smith, you are 94 years old!"
"That's remarkable," declares a shocked Mr. Smith, "how did you do that?"
"Mr. Jones, you told me yesterday..."