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Tranquility
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Relaxed
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There was a boy playing in the farm field when his mom called him in for breakfast.
On his way in he kicked a cow, pig, and a chicken. So when he gets to the table he sees a dry bowl of cereal. "What's the deal?" he asks. His mom says " You kicked the cow so no milk for you, you kicked the pig so no bacon for you, and you kicked the chicken so no eggs for you."
Then his father walks into the kitchen and accidentally kicked the cat.
The boy says "Do you want me to tell him or should you?"
On his way in he kicked a cow, pig, and a chicken. So when he gets to the table he sees a dry bowl of cereal. "What's the deal?" he asks. His mom says " You kicked the cow so no milk for you, you kicked the pig so no bacon for you, and you kicked the chicken so no eggs for you."
Then his father walks into the kitchen and accidentally kicked the cat.
The boy says "Do you want me to tell him or should you?"
Tranquility
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His_Highness
In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king
If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they would eventually find me attractive.
Tranquility
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From a tweet
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“I’ve never done mail in voting before do I send all 7 in at once or do I space them out?”
“I’ve never done mail in voting before do I send all 7 in at once or do I space them out?”
