Joke thread

macbill

Gregarious Misanthrope
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An 'older gentleman' was out fishing in his boat one day when he heard a
voice say, "Pick me up." He looked around but couldn't see any one. He thought
he had just imagined it, when he heard the voice again. "Pick me up."

He looked in the water and there floating on the top was a frog. The man
said, "Excuse me? Are you talking to me?"

The frog said, "Yes, I'm talking to you. Pick me up. Then, kiss me. I'll
turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen and I'll give you more
pleasure than you've ever dreamed of."

The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up
carefully, and placed it in his front breast pocket.

The frog said, "What, are you crazy? Didn't you hear what I said? I said
kiss me and I will give you days and nights of pleasure like you've never had in
your life!"

The man looked down into his pocket at the frog and said, "Nah. At my age,
I'd rather have a talking frog."
 
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