A guy can't find his pills. Looks all over the house then asks his Ma:
"Ma, you seen my pill bottle? It has the letters 'l s d' on the label."
His mom looks at him wide-eyed and says, "Forget the pills, did you see the dragon that just flew through the dining room?"
Reminds me of a true story....
40 years ago my brother and I attended a family event with our Mom. The event was held at a mansion owned by a cousin who was in the entertainment industry. I can't exactly remember the reason for the party but I think it was a birthday for one of the cousin's son.
A bunch of our family was there along with a few folks from the entertainment industry. My brother, Mom and me were outside on the patio and were seated on a couch facing a coffee table. There was a rock band playing and people coming around with horderves. The coffee table had what looked like something you'd place candy in for guests but instead of candy there were a bunch of joints in it. My Mom was aware my brother and I enjoyed cannabis and mentioned she'd always wondered what it was like so my brother and I suggested this was the perfect time to try it.
My Mom being a smoker had no trouble inhaling and it didn't take much instruction to teach her to hold it in a bit. So there we were....getting high and teaching Mom how to smoke a joint. The force was strong with those joints and my brother and I were getting seriously buzzed while we kept an eye on Mom. My brother and I started giggling when one of us noticed that Mom's eyes were red.
So we asked Mom how she felt and she said....."I don't see what the big deal is all about. I don't feel anything different". Then she said " I'm so hungry! I really need a tray of those shrimp puffs and I never noticed how good this music is"!! She never admitted getting a buzz but it was the one and only time she enjoyed hard rock and she polished off those hordervers like it was her job.