Joke thread

macbill

Gregarious Misanthrope
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His_Highness

In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king
A guy is pulled over at 2 a.m. with a broken tail light and the cop asks where he's going at that time of night.

The driver replies "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body".

The cop asks "Who is holding a lecture at this time of night"?

The driver replies "My wife".

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When my wife was in labor I'd tell her jokes to take her mind off the pain but she wasn't amused. Must have been the delivery.
 
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