Joke thread
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just_the_flu
they say im crazy but i have a good time
Tranquility
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Tranquility
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His_Highness
In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king
A guy is pulled over at 2 a.m. with a broken tail light and the cop asks where he's going at that time of night.
The driver replies "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body".
The cop asks "Who is holding a lecture at this time of night"?
The driver replies "My wife".
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When my wife was in labor I'd tell her jokes to take her mind off the pain but she wasn't amused. Must have been the delivery.
The driver replies "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body".
The cop asks "Who is holding a lecture at this time of night"?
The driver replies "My wife".
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When my wife was in labor I'd tell her jokes to take her mind off the pain but she wasn't amused. Must have been the delivery.
