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vapviking

vapviking

Old & In the Way
Religious Views of the World

Taoism: Shit happens.
Confucianism: Confucius says, shit happens.
Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit.
Zen: What is the sound of shit happening?
Hinduism: This shit happened before.
Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
Protestantism: Let shit happen to someone else.
Native American: What is the medicine of shit?
Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it.
Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us?
Pantheism: It's all the same shit.
Atheism: I don't believe this shit.

Agnosticism: What is this shit?


Pope Gloats Over Still Having Coolest Headgear
while Muttering Some Nonsense in Papua New Guinea​
 
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florduh

florduh

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Joe Biden's America: Illegal Transgender Alien :disgust:

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What the LIBERAL MEDIA doesn't want you to see: Illegal Alien eating cats :disgust:

cat make GIF
 
Radwin Bodnic

Radwin Bodnic

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vapviking said:
Religious Views of the World

Taoism: Shit happens.
Confucianism: Confucius says, shit happens.
Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit.
Zen: What is the sound of shit happening?
Hinduism: This shit happened before.
Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
Protestantism: Let shit happen to someone else.
Native American: What is the medicine of shit?
Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it.
Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us?
Pantheism: It's all the same shit.
Atheism: I don't believe this shit.

Agnosticism: What is this shit?
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Apatheism : i don't give a shit
 
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buzzardwhiskey

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Oh man! That shit was existential!
What does that mean?
Like, discovering you're running a marathon. And you're naked.
Um... not really Nietzche, man... more Freud.
My mom did hand me some water as I ran by.
 
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