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[vapviking]

Religious Views of the World

Taoism: Shit happens.
Confucianism: Confucius says, shit happens.
Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit.
Zen: What is the sound of shit happening?
Hinduism: This shit happened before.
Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
Protestantism: Let shit happen to someone else.
Native American: What is the medicine of shit?
Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it.
Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us?
Pantheism: It's all the same shit.
Atheism: I don't believe this shit.

Agnosticism: What is this shit?

Pope Gloats Over Still Having Coolest Headgear
while Muttering Some Nonsense in Papua New Guinea​

 

[florduh]

Joe Biden's America: Illegal Transgender Alien

What the LIBERAL MEDIA doesn't want you to see: Illegal Alien eating cats

 

[Radwin Bodnic]

Religious Views of the World

Taoism: Shit happens.
Confucianism: Confucius says, shit happens.
Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit.
Zen: What is the sound of shit happening?
Hinduism: This shit happened before.
Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
Protestantism: Let shit happen to someone else.
Native American: What is the medicine of shit?
Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it.
Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us?
Pantheism: It's all the same shit.
Atheism: I don't believe this shit.

Agnosticism: What is this shit?

Apatheism : i don't give a shit

 

[florduh]

 

[macbill]

 

[Vitolo]

 

[florduh]