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[666Honeybadger]

The first US Presidential debate of 2024

This one is more accurate:



In the end Trump will be 82 (!!) ( aka: the Biden years) at the end of his second term.
Those are two old dogs fighting well, more arguing, about a bone (their age, their golf handicap)..

Q: Third dog unavailable?

 

[florduh]

In the end Trump will be 82 (!!) ( aka: the Biden years) at the end of his second term.
Those are two old dogs fighting well, more arguing, about a bone (their age, their golf handicap)..

If LBJ (you know, from the Vietnam War) served at Biden's age he would've been President in the 1990's.

oh, and here's another joke:

 

[florduh]

I know this is a holiday week, but these are due by Friday

A lot of people out there thinking they just fell out of a coconut tree lately

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1712665740069724184

 

[gangababa]

A a wedding reception I attended, someone asked all the married men to stand next to that special person who made their lives worth living.​

The bartender was almost injured in the crush.​

 

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[florduh]

Uncut Dems

 

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