Herbalizer Fortune Cookie Contest

[psiclone]

You're late, for a very important date.

 

[andygut]

I see clouds in your future
ß--THIS OR THAT -à the choice is yours
Herbalizer, taste the vapor
WHAT DEFUNK!?
Houston, we have herbalized
As we vape, so we are
Follow the herbs

 

[WaxOnWaxOff]

you are moments away from a celestial vapor experience.

 

[WaxOnWaxOff]

Treat yourself!

 

[green13]

Let's get together and feel alright

love the life you live

everything's gonna be alright

vapor trails

every little thing gonna be alright

You will find strength in convection

 

[Snappo]

Contest deadline: 4/21

 

[Mister G]

Lots of quality entries in this one, this may take some time to pick the finalists! Great job everyone Good luck to all!

 

[FlyingLow]

Yahoo! GL everyone!
(I hope I win!)

 

[Madcap79]

Good luck all. Good luck judges. Going to be hard to choose.

 

[CarolKing]

Like The earth gave birth to the moon
Herbie gives birth to a wonderful
New beginning in healing the body
Breathe in the tranquil aroma of vapor
Fill your lungs and release all the toxins
And the trials of the day and relax

 

[lwien]

Like The earth gave birth to the moon
Herbie gives birth to a wonderful
New beginning in healing the body
Breathe in the tranquil aroma of vapor
Fill your lungs and release all the toxins
And the trials of the day and relax

It was over yesterday....

 

[Madcap79]

It was over yesterday....

Might be over 40 characters too.

 

[grokit]

"A" for effort

Good luck everybody!

 

[1_gr8_underdog]

Good luck everyone.

 

[FlyingLow]

Like The earth gave birth to the moon
Herbie gives birth to a wonderful
New beginning in healing the body
Breathe in the tranquil aroma of vapor
Fill your lungs and release all the toxins
And the trials of the day and relax

LOL, that is going to be tough to fit inside a fortune cookie

 

[Reflections]

Wishing all the best of luck!!

 

[irishroots8477]

best of luck to all

 

[Snappo]

If you haven't been following the Herbalizer thread, now is a great time to get up to speed and find out why this vape has been receiving the highest of praise from some very experienced vapor enthusiasts.

Our community came up with some fantastic startup messages for the device's display during the Mystery Vape Message Contest, and I'm thrilled to tap into our collective creativity once again. So tell us in 40 characters or less: If the Herbalizer was a fortune cookie, what would it say?

Prizes

• Grand prize (1) A brand new Limited Edition Herbalizer
• Runner ups (12) $100 Herbalizer rebate or a $70 store credit, plus a Vape Like a Boss T-shirt.
• The top 13 entries will be encoded in the non-Limited Edition startup messages and forever prominently displayed.

Rules and Guidelines

• Entries must be 40 characters or less including letters, numbers, commas, periods, hyphens, apostrophes, exclamation marks, question marks, and spaces.
• Entry deadline is April 21 (for those chronically late), 2014 .
• No mention of paraphernalia or illicit substances.
• Multiple entries are welcome.
• Grand prize winner must be a Canadian or U.S. resident due to current sales constraints.
  
• Runner up prizes may be kept until usable by international members
• Fortunes tell the future... but they don’t have to
• Hint: the Herbalizer crew loves content that is relevant to Herbie!
• Rules may change at any time with no notice.

Winner selection will be similar to last time. All entries will be reviewed by five people (The Herbalizer team, myself and ToBeNominated). After the contest ends the reviewers will each submit their top 15 favorite entries, for a total of up to 75 Top Picks. Each reviewer will then score each one on a 1-5 scale. Scores will added and the 13 Top Picks with the most points are all winners! One of the winners will be then chosen at random for the Grand Prize, the Limited Edition Herbalizer.

Have fun!

Do we have a WINNER!!!???

 

[Madcap79]

They're probably still reading.....

 

[Amazingkaddycap]

Enjoy Now..

 

[Been Vapin]

I had so many entries for the contest that I was unable to compile one master list of all my entries. Lol.

The last contest took over two weeks for the final results, I think.
Good luck folks
Edit tookmme 20 min to compile. It just keeps going lol.

Vape ,Vape, Vape Some More
Hhhhhheeerrrrrrbbbbbbbiiiiiiieeeee
Don't slam the clam
Specialize with Herbalizer
Freestyle, Whip, or Bags?
Evaporate fragrances.
Inhale the scent
Inhale the fragrance
Deodor the odor
Herbalizer Loves You!
Your a customer for life.
Extract the essentials
Stamp out smoking.
Master the whip.
Herbalizer Lifestyle
What's your favorite temperature?
Vaporizing all aromatics
What is a terpene?
Crushing it for years
Dial in your Vape experience
Aromatic aromas all day
Got 99 problems, but smoking at one
Vaporizing the competition
Sweet Smells with Herbalizer
290°F to 445°F Instantly
Vaporizing is Healthy
290°F is the Flavor
A clean Herbie is a happy Herbie!
Herbie loves to travel!
Celsius or Fahrenheit?
Keep Herbie clean!
Spread the word about vaporizing
Share Herbalizer with friends & family
Bring Herbie everywhere
Fan assist or unassisted?
Welcome to be The E-Hooka!
Thank you and come again!
Learn about Herbalizer & Yourself
Precision temperature control
Control your vaporizing experience
Herbalizer puts you in control
Relax with Herbalizer
Life of Herbals
Extract the Essences
Herbalizer Extracts
Smell the Scent
Herbalizer Lifestyle
Keep your whip clean
When I pack a fresh herbie I clean the screen
Clean your clam
Thanks for vaporizing!
Smoking is bad for you and herbie
Smoking is bad for you
Don't smoke, HerbaliFunk
Gusto flavor
Go to bed at 445°F
Zap the Funk
The aroma of excitement
Organics do it better!
Potpourri for the soul
The best vaporizer ever
You've chosen wisely
How many fortunes are there?
Take a whiff off the whip
Herbalizer loves Herbs
Herbalizer cares
Herbalize is there for you
Drink tea and herbalize
Thanks for choosing Herbalizer!
Herbalizer appreciation
Vaporize or Aromoatherapy?
Get fresh with freestyle mode
Pheremone of life
Damn I am Herbalized
I can do this all day
LOL
Uplifting to intense
Totally different experience
Vaportherapy or Aromatherapy?
Use herbs and extarcts like never before
Consistent, precise, instant
Quality vapor everytime
High Vaporization Technology
Warning your about to enjoy life
Be dynamic and versatile like Herbalizer
Taste the Difference
Taste the Quality
Why Herbalize?
Welcome to Herbalization 101!
Vaporizing, the health trend of the future
Cold to hot in 12 seconds
Try all temperatures
What are you vaporizing?
Time to vaporize again
Try 15°F+ increments
Do you Vape like a Boss?
Bring Herbie everywhere
Get inspired with Herbalizer
Herbalize for health, Herbalize for fun
Samson uses a Herbalizer
Love Herbalizer, LOVE IT!
Herbalizer, you my friend!
Put a man on the moon and vapor in you lungs!
Vaporize another one.
Herbalize another one.
Herbie fresh
The fresh maker
Herbalize freshness
Uplifiting, Balanced, or Intense?
Vape Your Way
Vaporize Your Way
Vape Everyday Like it's the Last
Your now a Boss™
Herbalize Organics
Welcome to the Herbalization Station
Symbiotic Vaporizing Experience
Beneficial herbs in the chamber
315°F Starts to Steam
392°F I practice Kung Fu
Fill a bag, fill another bag
You get out what you put in
Hold it in for 30 seconds
Different flavors at different temperatures
Different effects at different temperatures
Herbalize Specializes in Expectorants
Get healthy with Herbie
Get healthy with Herbalize
A USA made Vaporizer
Live in Luxury with Herbie
Enjoy an uplifting stream of vapor
WARNING: INTENSE VAPOR
Different flavors, different temperatures
What do you put in the Herbalizer?
Astronaut Status
Botanical Vapor Bellows
Congratulations on being a Boss™
Don't stop Vaporizing
Don't stop Herbalizing
Feed Herbie
Promote synergy with Herbalizer
Fill 2 SqueezeValves balloons
Herbie Loves Herbs
Living Luxury
Welcome to Luxury Vaporizing
The best of the best
Fan Assist Sprays Mist
Fan Assist Produces Mist
Can't diss FAN ASSIST
Vaporizing the competition
Medical Grade
Fill a balloon or 3
Intelligent Consumption
Intelligent Vaporizing
More powerful than a SEGA
Herbalizer has it all
Emphasize Vaporizing
The Experience You Expect
Scientific Superior Vaporizer
Start the day at 365*F
Honor your Herbalizer
Organics Make Herbalizer Happy
Precision Perfume
Choose you Cologne
Enjoy a bouquet of vapors
Herbalizer does it all
Release the Scent
Free Herbie
Feel Alive at 355°F
Welcome to the Precision Division
Open your eyes and Herbalize
Open yours eyes and vaporize
Realize, Herbalize
The hits just keep coming
Vape Ape
Vape Like an Ape
The Vapor Maker
Space Age
Space Jam
Good enough for NASA; good enough for me
Levels above the competition
Clean your green
Precise Device
The Precision Division
Dial it in
Dialing it in
The Precise Device
Choose your level
The vapor just keeps coming
Terpenes at 290°F
Jetstream Takeoff
3 Levels; much vapor
The Ultimate Vaporization Tool
Promote Synergy
Clean Halogen Technology
Clean Halogen Technology Inside
Versatile Vaporizing Device
Made in California
Made for the true vaporist
Evaporate Essential Oils with Herbalizer
Try a 25 minute Aromatherapy Session
Herbalizer says Smile
Herbalizer wishes you the best
Proud to be a Herbalizer!
Don't fantasize, Herbalize!
Award Winning Vaporization Experience
Customizable Vaporization Experience
Crafted with Precision
Unmatched Temperature Accuracy
Mess with the best, get Herbalizer
Accurate and Precise Temperatures
Herbalizer, Quantifying Vaporization
Visit Herbalizer.com for vaping tips
Synergize with Herbalizer
Scientifically designed for YOU!
Experience Versatile Vaporization
Welcome to the Herbalizer Team!
Welcome to the Herbalizer Squad
#Herbalizeit
#Herbalizer
Tool of the Trade
Tools of the Trade
Vaporization fit for the Space Station
Kick back with the Whip
Squeeze the Valve
Now whip it
I say whip it, whip it good
Peace and Joy at 420°F
Start vaping at 270°F , End at 445°F
Different temperatures produce different effects
Different temperatures produce different flavors
Different temperatures, Different flavors
166°F+/- Temperature Range
Contently Made in California
Can double as fogger
Tilt the bowl towards yourself
Release a distinctive, pleasent smell
Release a distinct smell at 365°F
The Aroma of Officialdom
Herbalizer releases the spice of life
Spice up your life at 415°F
Enjoy tantalizing smells with Herbalizer
Enjoy vaporizing tantalizing aromas with Herbalizer
Like releasing a bouquet of flowers
Release a bouquet of terpenes in both modes
#herbalizeit
#precisiondivision
@HerbalizerIt
Connoisseur Grade
Connoisseur Quality
By Connoisseurs, for connoisseurs
Everyday I'm Vaporizing
You have been promoted to Boss.

 

[lwien]

Fuck, now I feel like compiling mine.

On second thought................

 

[Smokey Da Bear]

I'm not a Beats Headphone case so don't listen to me nor and M&M so don't eat me just turn me on sit back and inhale and let the ride begin to wonderland.

Then on the back: Learn Chinese"%÷/#&#£÷" IM SEXY

 

[lwien]

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[Snappo]

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Yes! Speed reading instructor extraordinaire! 1909 - 1995.